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Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« on: October 23, 2012, 05:18:57 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

I hope Romney flames out. I hope he comes in second to Johnson in the GOP vote. I hope Obama wins and his coattails are big enough to sweep all the teabagger trash out of Congress.

I hope this country gets back on track and stays there. I hope the Koch brothers and their merry band of billionaires spend themselves broke and get nowhere except where they already are with angry dimwits. I hope we manage to reject fascism utterly and permanently.

If the delusional outvote the rational, I can leave. I think I might have to leave.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 05:22:22 PM »
There is a major problem for Warpy and the other Democrats that post at DemocratUndergound.com when it comes to their threatened leaving of the country when Romney is elected. The problem is that most countries will not allow you to move there unless you have something to offer. For some strange reason I don't think that being experts at sitting around on their asses and bitching on DU will be something that other countries are looking for.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 05:24:33 PM »
Matamoros is lolvely this time of year. Not the touristy part....the part where the cartels um....locals live.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 05:28:35 PM »
Surly a nurse with a revoked license would be in high demand.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 05:31:39 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

I hope Romney flames out. I hope he comes in second to Johnson in the GOP vote. I hope Obama wins and his coattails are big enough to sweep all the teabagger trash out of Congress.

I hope this country gets back on track and stays there. I hope the Koch brothers and their merry band of billionaires spend themselves broke and get nowhere except where they already are with angry dimwits. I hope we manage to reject fascism utterly and permanently.

If the delusional outvote the rational, I can leave. I think I might have to leave.

$30 and an EBT card in someone else's name doesn't constitute, "enough cash to get a start somewhere", DUmbshit. Not even in Cuba or Hugo Chavez' socialist hellhole. And trying to be an "undocumented immigrant" headed south into Mexican territory is a good way to land a full time job in a Mexican salt mine, assuming the drug cartels don't catch you first.  :o

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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 05:42:19 PM »
CONSERVATIVE CONTINGENCY PLAN:

* Organize
* Become politically active
* Arms
* Food
* Generator
* Fuel
* Clothing
* Coordinate with neighbors
* Organize locally
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* Secure currencies
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LIBERAL CONTINGENCY PLAN:

* Update passport
* Flee
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 06:01:45 PM »
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I hope Obama wins and his coattails are big enough to sweep all the teabagger trash out of Congress.

This is, of course, why all the national and local democrat party members in good standing are right up there with Wile B. Obama at all of the college campuses.

Sorry DUcehbags that are democrat and post on democrat underground, Obama is having negative tails that will spill down into local levels. It will not be the huge numbers of 2010 simply because that number of seats to turn over are now no longer available.

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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 06:05:36 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

Good luck trying to get your ***** into another country. They don't want that stinky thing.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 06:16:03 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

When Canadian moonbats lose an election do they threaten to move to the North Pole?
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 06:37:58 PM »
We need a list of people who say they are leaving.  That way we can sticky it up to make fun of them for years.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 06:51:03 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere


What....the neighbors' backyard?
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 23, 2012, 05:42:19 PM
CONSERVATIVE CONTINGENCY PLAN:

* Organize
* Become politically active
* Arms
* Food
* Generator
* Fuel
* Clothing
* Coordinate with neighbors
* Organize locally
* Educate children
* Secure currencies
* Asset diversity
* Trust the Creator and the innate goodness his creation


LIBERAL CONTINGENCY PLAN:

* Update passport
* Flee
:-) :-)

* Whine incessantly
* Blame  __________________________
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 07:54:48 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

I hope Romney flames out. I hope he comes in second to Johnson in the GOP vote. I hope Obama wins and his coattails are big enough to sweep all the teabagger trash out of Congress.

I hope this country gets back on track and stays there. I hope the Koch brothers and their merry band of billionaires spend themselves broke and get nowhere except where they already are with angry dimwits. I hope we manage to reject fascism utterly and permanently.

If the delusional outvote the rational, I can leave. I think I might have to leave.

YOU are calling us delusional?

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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »
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Many DUers are quite invested in an Obama victory, to say the least. The bitterness and recriminations if this does not happen will be very ugly indeed.


I can hardly wait.

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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 09:18:51 PM »
Quote from: dandi on October 23, 2012, 08:08:25 PM
I can hardly wait.

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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2012, 09:32:37 PM »
DUmmy Warpy, who looks like President von Hindenberg's twin, has bragged frequently about inheriting money. That's just been recently, and it's anyone's guess how long a meager inheritance can survive her drug habit. 
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2012, 11:15:28 PM »
Good luck with that little plan, Warpster, if you think it's hard for a moonbat to get permission from another country to move there, it's nothing compared to the fun you're going to have trying to get them to let you bring your stupid cat too.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2012, 11:29:39 PM »
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6. I have a passport and enough ready cash to get a start elsewhere

if it's so bad that I just have to lock the front door and leave with a suitcase and cat carrier.

I hope Romney flames out. I hope he comes in second to Johnson in the GOP vote. I hope Obama wins and his coattails are big enough to sweep all the teabagger trash out of Congress.

I hope this country gets back on track and stays there. I hope the Koch brothers and their merry band of billionaires spend themselves broke and get nowhere except where they already are with angry dimwits. I hope we manage to reject fascism utterly and permanently.

If the delusional outvote the rational, I can leave. I think I might have to leave.


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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2012, 04:29:36 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 23, 2012, 05:42:19 PM
CONSERVATIVE CONTINGENCY PLAN:

* Organize
* Become politically active
* Arms
* Food
* Generator
* Fuel
* Clothing
* Coordinate with neighbors
* Organize locally
* Educate children
* Secure currencies
* Asset diversity
* Trust the Creator and the innate goodness his creation


LIBERAL CONTINGENCY PLAN:

*Update passport Bitch
*Flee Moan
* Complain

Reality sure is a bitch for them, ain't it?
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2012, 05:49:16 AM »
Quote from: jukin on October 23, 2012, 06:01:45 PM
This is, of course, why all the national and local democrat party members in good standing are right up there with Wile B. Obama at all of the college campuses.

Sorry DUcehbags that are democrat and post on democrat underground, Obama is having negative tails that will spill down into local levels. It will not be the huge numbers of 2010 simply because that number of seats to turn over are now no longer available.



 :lmao: Mine is a county that until 32 years ago was run solely by the democrat party. When I registered to vote in 1966(?), democrat was the only choice you had. It had been that way since "Recontruction". The local democrat party is now headed by a moonbat black woman and a transgender male and there were less than a dozen people at their last meeting a couple of weeks ago.  :lmao: OH! How the mighty have fallen.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2012, 07:28:00 AM »
I wish they would go. And please leave your vote behind too. We don't want you voting from afar when you've chosen to abandon your country because you didn't get your way.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2012, 07:32:35 AM »
Warpy brags in nearly every post of hers, how much money she has through a mysterious "inheritance."  I've never seen her fellow DUmmies snark at her about this filthy 1%-edness. 
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2012, 07:56:24 AM »
<<am willing, able, and ready to drive down to the Four Corners part of New Mexico to pick up the defrocked warped primitive and drive her to the nearest international airport from which she plans to depart.

But she'll have to leave the cat(s) behind; I don't think most foreign countries allow pets unless quarantined for six months or something--but maybe North Korea, Red China, Vietnam, Iran, or Zimbabwe might give her a break on this and let it, or them, in with her right away.  But they might get eaten or something, so that's a hazard to consider.

Those are probably the only countries that would allow an American registered nurse whose license has been revoked for life, to practice in that profession.  Perhaps the defrocked warped primitive is thinking of Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, some place in western Europe, or Japan, but she's not going to easily get the cat(s) in any of those places, and she definitely won't be allowed to be a nurse.

So she's stuck with North Korea, Red China, Vietnam, Iran, or Zimbabwe, and I'd suggest the defrocked warped primitive check out their social security retirement systems, as she's no spring chicken (born 1950, give or take a year either way).  Also their social services for the disabled; after all, her vision's failing.

As I said, I'm willing to drive the defrocked warped primitive to the airport where she wishes to take off, any time.

I should point out this would be the first time in his life franksolich would ever been seen in the company of an ugly woman, but hey, I'm willing to take one for the team.

But I really don't think I need to plan for a quick trip to New Mexico, because we're stuck with the wretched Hate-filled bitch, no matter what she "wishes" she could do, and no matter how much we hope she can do it.
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2012, 08:15:51 AM »
These people promised they would leave twelve or eight years ago.

What stopped them?
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Re: Are you ready for the worst possible case scenario?
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2012, 09:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 24, 2012, 08:15:51 AM
These people promised they would leave twelve or eight years ago.

What stopped them?


Had to wait for a welfare check.
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