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Offline Chris_

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Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« on: October 23, 2012, 02:45:43 PM »
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Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says

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You mean I can't claim them as a legitimate business expense?
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 02:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
You mean I can't claim them as a legitimate business expense?

So tired of this Nannystateism - I know art when she grinds herself I see it!
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 02:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
You mean I can't claim them as a legitimate business expense?

Maybe you can claim them as a legitimate getting busy expense.
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 02:49:53 PM »
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Maybe you can claim them as a legitimate getting busy expense.

Physical Therapy at least!
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 02:51:20 PM »
Can you at least put it on your medical FLEX account?
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on October 23, 2012, 02:49:53 PM
Physical Therapy at least!

Took the words right out of my mouth there
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 02:52:41 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on October 23, 2012, 02:49:53 PM
Physical Therapy at least!

He can claim ED.
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 02:55:42 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on October 23, 2012, 02:47:39 PM
So tired of this Nannystateism - I know art when she grinds herself I see it!


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Did you see that article with Bloomberg complaining about Warren being a commie?

Heh, that's funnay stuff.
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2012, 11:50:45 AM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on October 23, 2012, 02:49:53 PM
Physical Therapy at least!

I heard that it would be covered under Obamacare but you have to submit it within 5 days after the first visit.
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Re: Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2012, 01:32:00 PM »
One of the local talk radio stations (WGY, 810 AM) had the owner of Nite Moves on this morning, in studio.  He implied that they're going to go to Federal court for their appeal, which they can do.  I'm not sure if it will go directly to SCOTUS or not.
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