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Offline Chris_

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Anyone for a clapcake?
« on: October 23, 2012, 02:20:17 PM »
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Anyone for a clapcake?

A NEW range of cakes designed to look like the symptoms of GONORRHEA and other sexually transmitted diseases has gone on sale.

The "clapcake" - which also comes in herpes and syphilis - is made from vanilla or chocolate sponge with "anatomically correct" icing.
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These cupcakes might not be safe for work. :rotf:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 02:26:03 PM »
Ewwwwwwww!
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 02:39:48 PM »
I ask again:  What is wrong with people?
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 02:42:29 PM »
 :panic:  This needs to be in the lib prostitution thread
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 02:46:12 PM »
How do some people even think this up :puke:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 02:46:39 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on October 23, 2012, 02:46:12 PM
How do some people even think this up :puke:

the smell on their balls doesn't go away for a week?   :rofl:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 23, 2012, 02:46:39 PM
the smell on their balls doesn't go away for a week?   :rofl:

Now that is really disturbing
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 02:49:37 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on October 23, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
Now that is really disturbing

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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 02:49:51 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on October 23, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
Now that is really disturbing

you didn't read the other thread did you?   :-)
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 02:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 23, 2012, 02:49:51 PM
you didn't read the other thread did you?   :-)

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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 03:14:58 PM »
What? No Blue Waffle??
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 03:53:24 PM »
Quote from: njpines on October 23, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
What? No Blue Waffle??

That's next.

Whatever you do, do NOT Google "blue waffle".

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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 04:09:41 PM »
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 04:49:33 PM »
Quote from: njpines on October 23, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
What? No Blue Waffle??

Why is it *YOU* know about "blue waffle" and no other God-fearing adult around me does?

We looked it up.  It looked more like a blue taco.  I think I even saw some lettuce and cheese.
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 05:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Undies on October 23, 2012, 04:49:33 PM
Why is it *YOU* know about "blue waffle" and no other God-fearing adult around me does?

We looked it up.  It looked more like a blue taco.  I think I even saw some lettuce and cheese.


I learned about it from this board!  This place is VERY edumacasional!   :lmao:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 08:31:53 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 02:20:17 PM
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These cupcakes might not be safe for work. :rotf:

WTF, this has been escalating for years in bakery's.  Those that specialise in cakes that are unusual have been around at least 30 years.

Some of these cakes run the gambit of mild suggestion to out and out pornography.  Some speciality bakery's are owned just to service the gay comunity.   A cake is a cake, it is the icing specialists that can turn a cake into a big butt with a big ass hole in the middle, even add hemorrhoids if requested.  For the females, a cake with an anatomically correct VJ can cost more then a wedding cake.

First one I ever saw was at a birthday party for a male that turned 18.  His mother for some reason ordered a cake with big boobs on the top.   I felt so sorry for the son, he was so embarrassed.    Mother thought this was oh so funny.

Today one can take a picture and some how incorporate it to the top of a cake.    Possibility's of this are endless for both those that want a picture of parents on their wedding day at 50'th anniversary, to the obscene photos ordered by the dregs of society.

Could be that these cupcakes with signs of VD may in some way help people to recognise the signs in a partner and back off.   The one of the big lips with sores is the best to my point of view.    Unusual yes but rather interesting. 


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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2012, 11:24:04 AM »
Quote from: njpines on October 23, 2012, 05:04:08 PM
I learned about it from this board!  This place is VERY edumacasional!   :lmao:

Have you seen the Buttery Pancake?   :panic:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2012, 11:24:32 AM »
Now you're just making stuff up. :rofl:
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 24, 2012, 11:24:32 AM
Now you're just making stuff up. :rofl:

You must not be familiar with the exploding asshole.
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2012, 11:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Undies on October 24, 2012, 11:27:40 AM
You must not be familiar with the exploding asshole.
I've been to Golden Corral.
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2012, 11:36:09 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 24, 2012, 11:31:36 AM
I've been to Golden Corral.

Me too.  Great tartar sauce.
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2012, 11:47:34 AM »
Quote from: Undies on October 24, 2012, 11:36:09 AM
Me too.  Great tartar sauce.


Is that what they call it?
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2012, 12:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 24, 2012, 11:47:34 AM

Is that what they call it?

Yes, but only after it erupts. While it's still festering, they call it "goo."
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2012, 01:02:26 PM »
Quote from: Undies on October 24, 2012, 11:36:09 AM
Me too.  Great tartar sauce.

Yep!  and the coctail sauce is only served once a month
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Re: Anyone for a clapcake?
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2012, 04:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 24, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
Yep!  and the coctail sauce is only served once a month


You and Euph......... :asssmack:
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