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So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans


 
are at the top of all the choices in every single partisan race!  !!!

For example:

U.S. President

Vote For Not More Than One

0 Romney/Ryan (Rep)

0 Obama/Biden (Dem)

Another:

Corporate Commissioner

Vote For Not More Than Three

0 Zane (Rep)

0 Valdez (Rep)

0 Young (Rep

0 Adams (Dem)

0 Bell (Dem)

0 Clemens (Dem)

0 Jones (Ind)

What a shocker, huh? Not.

Every single partisan county office here is currently held by republicans. My contempt for republicans knows no bounds. They use every possible method they can to cheat. What a pathetic, disgusting, dishonest group of people. They totally make me sick.

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If anyone is too stupid to read the ballot and choose the person they want to vote for, they don't need to be voting in the first place.
The things that piss these children off.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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The other half of the ballots that were mailed out, probably had it switched around.
Primitive wouldn't be happy unless there was only one name on the ballot.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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He is just upset because it is known that some people vote for whoever is at the top. If obama was at the top, he wouldn't be saying anything.

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I don't know the rules in their neck of the woods but in my area the party in charge of the top office get's the top spots on the ballot. Spoils of elections.  :-)
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I've said this since Florida 2000, and I'll continue to say it...if a person cares so little for their vote that they don't read the instructions, ask questions if they don't understand, follow the instructions and examine their ballot before they vote...then I have zero sympathy when their vote isn't counted.

I voted in Florida from 1980-86, when I joined the Air Force.  The first time was on a voting machine, and after that, it was punch card ballots.  There were signs everywhere in the polling place that said 1) punch all the way through 2) brush off any paper or cardboard on the back of the ballot (we hadn't heard of the term "hanging chads").  I followed the instructions.

Numbnuts voting in Florida complained about butterfly ballots?  Give me a break.  I voted Florida absentee in 2000, and do you know how *I* had to select my candidates?  I got a punch card, and each chad had a tiny, tiny number on it.  I had to use the book, find my candidate, get the number, then find the numbered chad that matched, and use the straightened out paper clip and styrofoam backing that was supplied with my absentee ballot.  Please, I know my vote for Bush counted, because I FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS!!!!

My daughter was 6 during the 2000 elections - I showed her the butterfly ballot that was in the Washington Post, and told her to color in the circle for Gore.  She did it no problem, but grown ass people couldn't figure it out?  They deserved to have their votes thrown out or otherwise wasted.

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I guess democrats are too stupid to know how to properly read a ballot.

Nice voting bloc you got there, DUmbass.
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The primitive's just in a bad mood.

I imagine Arizona's just like Nebraska when it comes to ballots; the names are rotated.

The last time I voted, I got a ballot with the Libertarian party candidates on top.

Another time--maybe 2004--I got a ballot with the Green party candidates on top.

They're rotated in sequential order so that only every sixth (or so; it depends on how many parties) one is the same.
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I guess democrats are too stupid to know how to properly read a ballot.

Nice voting bloc you got there, DUmbass.
In many types of employment, the ability to read, write and understand the English language is required.
However, to vote for and choose the next president, you need only mark an "x" where the dems want you to.
I know that smacks of the old literacy tests that were used to suppress the black vote years ago, but, some how
there needs to be a solution.
Can't read or understand the ballot? To bad. Learn.
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Do you Fat Linda's always have something to bitch about?  Good freaking lord!  My sample ballot BINDER (because that's almost what it is...) has all of the candidates in alphabetical ('ABC' for you dumb ones who can't read big words) order.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021578156

If anyone is too stupid to read the ballot and choose the person they want to vote for, they don't need to be voting in the first place.
The things that piss these children off.



Can't the primitive just call up the local board of elections and ask how the ballot order was decided instead of blowing up over unimportant shit?
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Re: So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 12:07:02 AM »
Can't the primitive just call up the local board of elections and ask how the ballot order was decided instead of blowing up over unimportant shit?
They could.
Problem being, the numbers are obscured by grease and cheeto dust.
DUmpmonkey would end up swating him/her/its self.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 07:32:57 AM »
In NY whichever party holds the Governorship has the top line and from there down it is based on which one got the most votes in the last election.
I always vote on the Conservative line rather then Republican so as to try to keep that the third one on the ballot.

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Re: So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 07:40:54 AM »
Quote from: notaDUmmie link=topic=79635.msg970603#msg970603

My daughter was 6 during the 2000 elections - I showed her the butterfly ballot that was in the Washington Post, and told her to color in the circle for Gore.  She did it no problem, but grown ass people couldn't figure it out?  They deserved to have their votes thrown out or otherwise wasted.

Therein lies the problem. Kids of conservatives comprehend at a higher level than Democrap adults.
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Re: So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 07:57:28 AM »
Wow!!  You mean people have to read the ballot in order to vote for the candidate they want?  That IS cheating!!

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Re: So I got my Arizona Early Voting Ballot today, and guess what? Republicans
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 08:23:57 AM »
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My contempt for republicans knows no bounds. They use every possible method they can to cheat. What a pathetic, disgusting, dishonest group of people.

Then why is it that out of 100 cases researched where a person went before a judge in a court of law charged with voter fraud or other voting crimes, in 99 of those cases, the person -- defendant --was a registered DUmbass?

HMMMM???  How come?????