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primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« on: October 18, 2012, 05:10:54 PM »
primitive nephew calls upon franksolich.  I was outdoors earlier this afternoon, walking along the river, looking for one of the cats, when from a distance I spotted a strange car pulling up into the front yard of the house.

It’s a cold, blustery day in Nebraska--the whole state--with temperatures in the high 30s, rain, and winds gusting to 70-75 mph.  I had anticipated starting to winterize the house this morning, but I guess it’ll have to wait until tomorrow, after the winds are gone.

I walked up to the house and around to the front; the car had Colorado license-plates on it, and so I knew immediately who it was; the primitive nephew from Denver.

I’ve written about him before; how his mother decided he had a sensitive, artistic temperament and talent, and raised him to be pissed off about everything good and decent.

So now, at the age of 37, he long ago completed a two-year “artists” college, but instead of dabbling in that, he’s worked in a natural food co-operative the past fifteen or so years.  I dunno how much he makes, but it’s not enough, really, for a single person other than franksolich to live on.

He’s shacked up with a registered nurse--about five years older than himself--he met several years ago, who apparently brings home the bacon while he occasionally brings in a 99-cent bag of Frito-Lay fried pork chips.

I’ve never met her, but according to the other nephews, she’s quite the flake, the moonbat, the airhead.

The nephew’s apparently unhappy with her now, but can’t leave.  Without her support, he couldn’t possibly afford his three mountain bicycles, his collection of skateboards, and all those trips to “commune with nature” in isolated places in the Rocky Mountains.

When I walked inside the house, he was waiting for me.  Upon seeing me, he shivered.  He was all attired up as if on an expedition to commune with nature in the Arctic, while I had a sleeveless t-shirt, although as a concession to the weather, long pants instead of shorts.

He was on his way back to Denver; he’d been in Omaha for a few days. 

I was sort of impressed, because from Omaha to here to Denver involves not a detour, but a large “arc,” while going straightway would save more than 200 miles.

He said Interstate 80--the only interstate highway in all of Nebraska--was closed in substantial stretches because of the wind, which made visibility nonexistent.  So he’d decided to come this way instead.

I told him if he wanted something to eat, feel free, as the refrigerator and cabinets are stocked full, but as he’s a vegetarian who also at the same time dislikes healthy dairy products, he said he’d pass, and drank bottled water as we visited.

I dunno if he was trying to be jocular or not, but he asked me how I was voting this year.

I reminded him of my personal motto--it’s even on some of the stationery I use--”[franksolich] the same, yesterday, today, tomorrow, always the same,” hoping he’d get a clue from that.

He got it, and then stunned me by telling me he wasn’t voting at all this year.

He’d voted for Barack Milhous in 2008 because he considers himself “anti-establishment,” a “rebel,” an iconoclast, and he thought it was high time America quit being dominated by old white males.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We’ve discussed this before, neither of us making any headway with the other.

He has the attitude of his late mother, who’d been real big on Kennedy and McGovern before he was even born.  I remember that well; she wanted to see the “establishment” overthrown and a new age ushered in.

Well, what she never understood was that the “establishment” as defined by her generation during the hippie era was in fact overthrown, dumped into the garbage-bin of history.  One can argue about a specific date when the torch was passed, and I usually argue it was the mid-term elections of 1974, right after Watergate.

By 1980, everything on the hippie agenda was either legal or at least socially respectable.

And of course the Democrats, liberals, and primitives have dominated American politics, media, academics, and culture since about the same time.  Reagan, Bush, and Bush were just superficial, unable to do much, because the undercurrent was too strong.  They managed to do a little bit of good, but not nearly as much as they could’ve, had they not been hindered by the new “establishment.”

The Democrats, liberals, and primitives are the “establishment,” and have been for more than three decades now. 

franksolich is the anti-establishmentarian, the rebel, the iconoclast, I reminded him, while he and his like are about as conventional as George Babbitt had been in Upton Sinclair’s America.

But whatever; I made no dent in his brain, repeating this.

That bit of politics done, we discussed family matters for a while.  Despite his hostility towards God, decent and civilized people, and family values, he does care about me as his uncle, and is greatly concerned about what’s going to happen to me.

I assured him his uncle will continue carrying on, as I always have.

Since he wanted to get back to Denver before midnight--he’s using the moonbat femme’s car--his visit was short, maybe an hour and a half.
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 06:33:20 PM »
Even with a hearing condition, that sounds like about 89 minutes too long.  :-)
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 07:26:38 PM »
Glad you had some family check in on ya frank. I couldn't pay my brothers to come visit me.

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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 07:51:37 PM »
Even with a hearing condition, that sounds like about 89 minutes too long.  :-)

Yeah, it's actually disheartening, because I like him too.....as my nephew.

If he were some other primitive, I'd brush him off.

This is the nephew who always chastised me for my traditional values and life-style, as if my having his sour negativity and shallowness would make my life easier.

Yeah, sure.

He's 37; long ago he started showing the ravages of middle-ageism, the thinning and balding hair, the mid-section paunch.

I'm half a generation older than him.  When I went to see him in Denver a couple of years ago, when he was harping about this "healthy life-style" thing, I brought him up short, asking "Well then, how come two people you've introduced me to so far first thought I was your younger brother?"
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 07:54:17 PM »
By the way ....  30 degree temps??  Already?!

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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 07:56:02 PM »
Yeah, it's actually disheartening, because I like him too.....as my nephew.

If he were some other primitive, I'd brush him off.

This is the nephew who always chastised me for my traditional values and life-style, as if my having his sour negativity and shallowness would make my life easier.

Yeah, sure.

He's 37; long ago he started showing the ravages of middle-ageism, the thinning and balding hair, the mid-section paunch.

I'm half a generation older than him.  When I went to see him in Denver a couple of years ago, when he was harping about this "healthy life-style" thing, I brought him up short, asking "Well then, how come two people you've introduced me to so far first thought I was your younger brother?"
Oops moment.  :rotf:
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2012, 07:58:34 PM »
By the way ....  30 degree temps??  Already?!

dutch508 on the western slope of the Sandhills has already had snow.  Not much, but some.

But since it's Nebraska, it's going to be in the 70s the next few days; we're entering our rainy season now.

The wind was the big hazard today, in all parts of the state; I guess the biggest gust was measured at 76 mph down alongside the Platte River (and Interstate 80).  Around here, maybe 10 mph less than that, but still windy.

I'm hoping to start winterizing tomorrow morning (Friday); it's a long job, taking me until Thanksgiving because the house is about 60% windows, and I do it in bits and pieces.
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2012, 08:05:14 PM »
dutch508 on the western slope of the Sandhills has already had snow.  Not much, but some.

But since it's Nebraska, it's going to be in the 70s the next few days; we're entering our rainy season now.

The wind was the big hazard today, in all parts of the state; I guess the biggest gust was measured at 76 mph down alongside the Platte River (and Interstate 80).  Around here, maybe 10 mph less than that, but still windy.

I'm hoping to start winterizing tomorrow morning (Friday); it's a long job, taking me until Thanksgiving because the house is about 60% windows, and I do it in bits and pieces.

Thank you but no. I'm miserable if it gets below 50. We count our time below freezing in hours.

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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2012, 11:15:53 PM »
Thank you but no. I'm miserable if it gets below 50. We count our time below freezing in hours.

I just found out--sometimes I'm a little slow in finding out things--that dutch508's part of the Sandhills was rocked by a violent earthquake very early this morning.

I wonder how dutch508 handled it; remember, he's a living survivor of the Great Merriman Earthquake of 1964, the biggest one to ever happen in Nebraska.  Its epicenter was about two miles away from where he lived, but I don't imagine it bothered him too much, seeing he was still an infant in swaddling clothes at the time.

They also got some massive prairie fires going on a few miles east of dutch508; thousands of acres burned and a whole town evacuated.  The wind today didn't help.

So that's probably why dutch508's been gone today; out fighting fires and earthquakes.

Here, on the other side of the Sandhills, it's just pouring rain (11 p.m. central time Thursday), the wind having died down some hours ago now.  But it's pouring rain.
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2012, 11:26:39 PM »
Hmm, that might explain why everyones BS rate has dropped precipitously in the last couple weeks.  :-)
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 11:29:10 PM »
Hmm, that might explain why everyones BS rate has dropped precipitously in the last couple weeks.  :-)

The epicenter this time was near Hyannis, close to where I spent my adolesence.

That's kind of way south of dutch508, but as it was felt up in South Dakota, I imagine he got it too.

dutch508 can handle it, though; earthquakes, raging prairie fires, 75 mph winds, and pouring rain.

A piece of cake for him.
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2012, 11:30:10 PM »
Glad you were able to see your nephew.

I've wrote off my nephews in NE. They simply refuse to even call my mother [their Grandmother] or even send her a text on holidays, and I never hear from them. They want me to visit, but of course, that is my dime, and I spend $$$ on them. My sister is not much better. She did call me to borrow money  :-)


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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 04:05:35 AM »
Oh my, it was wicked in Nebraska today.

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An autumn gale blew into Nebraska with such force Thursday that it tipped over a semitrailer truck, whipped grass fires, choked the air with dust and rattled windows so hard you could have mistaken it for an earthquake.

Except those in the western Nebraska town of Hyannis weren't mistaken about the earthquake.

Three of the four ancient elements — earth, wind and fire — conspired to give Nebraskans a common topic of conversation. Water was mostly confined to eastern Nebraska, to the disappointment of bone-weary firefighters working in the north-central part of the state to save hay, livestock, houses and barns.

Winds howled all day, with gusts topping 70 mph in the Panhandle, powerful enough to down power lines, rip shingles from roofs and conjure brown-outs reminiscent of the Dust Bowl days.

Powerful winds aren't unusual this time of year, meteorologists say. Deep low-pressure systems in the fall allow winds in the upper atmosphere to reach the ground.

While low pressure parked over the Great Plains for two days, it should move off to the east today.

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A magnitude-3.6 earthquake near the Nebraska Sand Hills town of Hyannis was powerful enough to interrupt the slumber of some people.

But not the local sheriff, who slept right through the shaking late Wednesday night.

“I had people tell me it woke them up,” Grant County Sheriff Shawn Hebbert said. “It never woke me up. I never heard a thing."

The quake, which was centered in neighboring Cherry County about 18 miles northwest of Hyannis, occurred at 11:21 p.m. MDT, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

No injuries or damage were reported.

One of the most recently recorded earthquakes in Nebraska was a magnitude 3.5 near Auburn in 2009.

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In between gusts, Don Purdy, 75, of Vancouver, Wash., and his wife, Francella, could see the accident that had theirs and every other vehicle on Interstate 80 at a dead halt for two hours.

“We could see them off and on because the clouds would make everything disappear,” Don Purdy said. “The wind was terrific. It was rocking the car.”

The Purdys were among the travelers who had plans disrupted Thursday when Interstate 80 was shut down in western Nebraska between Big Springs and Sidney after a pileup involving three semitrailer trucks and a pickup.

The high winds that swept across the region also tipped over a semitrailer truck, whipped up dust storms in the Panhandle, ripped half the roof off a mobile home in Cozad, blew the roof off a building that formerly housed a bank in Broken Bow and blew a trampoline against a house in the Lexington area, according to various reports. In Omaha, trash cans and recycling bins rolled or skidded into the streets.

I-80 and U.S. Highway 30, which also was closed between Big Springs and Sidney because of low visibility, reopened Thursday evening.

Three people were taken to Sedgwick County Memorial Hospital in Julesburg, Colo., in the I-80 pileup, the Nebraska State Patrol said. The extent of their injuries was unknown.

As the Purdys waited, a police officer walked up to their Ford Freestyle crossover and suggested that they turn around in the median. It seemed like a good idea.

Two hours later, the Purdys finished off a late lunch at Grandma Max's Restaurant at the Big Springs exit, waiting for the crash to be cleaned up and the road to reopen so they could head home.

“We want to go to the west. Right now, we get to sit around,” he said. “We'll have to travel in the dark to make up for it.”

Elsewhere in the state, things also were tough. In north-central Nebraska, Sheriff Bruce Papstein of Brown County had the door blown off his shed.

“I can tell you that it's tough going,” he said of driving in the wind. “The sidewalls of the tires give a little bit and you can feel it tugging to the south real hard. ... A lot of dirt and dust blowing.”

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Fires over the last two days have burned an estimated 58,000 acres in seven counties across Nebraska, bringing the total number of acres consumed this fire season to about 300,000.

“There is potential for any spark to become a flame with these high winds and dry conditions,” Al Berndt, assistant director for Nebraska Emergency Management Agency, said in a press release Thursday. “We have activated our fire watch and hope we don't see more situations like we saw (Wednesday). This will be a persistent problem until we get some moisture on the ground. We really could use some snow.”

State officials also clarified that the recommendation to curtail haying and harvesting during the high winds was only a recommendation. The request was made to reduce potential for new fires to start, and no fines will be imposed. Reduced winds are forecasted to occur as early as Friday evening.

The latest on the fires as of Thursday afternoon, according to Jodie Fawl, public information officer with the Nebraska Emergency Management Agency:

— Cherry County (in Sand Hills of northwest Nebraska): The town of Crookston, which was evacuated Wednesday, was officially reopened Thursday morning. The fires are contained, but firefighters are having difficulty maintaining containment lines due to wind.

— Holt County (which is just east of Cherry County): The Stuart fire is mostly contained, and crews are on scene working hot spots. An estimated 600 acres burned including several outbuildings. A mile of trees west of Stuart is still on fire, and not contained.

— Knox County: A fire south of Center started Thursday morning but is fairly well contained due to the 11 responding fire departments. Approximately 200 to 300 acres were affected.

— Boone, Merrick, Nance Counties (in central Nebraska): Fires have been reported near several communities. A fire around Cedar Rapids is 100 percent contained on 500 acres; and another fire near St. Edward is 100 percent contained on an estimated 160 acres. A fire around Genoa is contained in a canyon but is still active with dry timber surrounding the rim of the canyon. The fire is 50 percent out with 80 acres affected. A blaze involving hay bales near Palmer is 95 to 100 percent out and did not spread beyond the feed lot.

— Filmore County (in southeast Nebraska): Fire is approximately 75 percent contained. Nine fire departments are on the scene.
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Re: primitive nephew calls upon franksolich
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 04:59:03 AM »
Speaking of moonbat nephews, I wonder whatever happened tiger balm, well tiger something, that was Scamdy's nephew.

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