In
Steve Martin's wild satire on Hollywood called
Bowfinger,
Eddie Murphy plays a massively paranoid superstar. When his agent says that an upcoming movie role is "not Shakespeare," the Murphy character goes berserk.
"Oh, I get it! Shake...spear, shake a spear!
You callin' me a spear chucker???!!!
MAObama is too cool and too lazy for spear-chucking.
We might hope to see Romney goad him a la Tom Cruise goading the Jack Nicholson colonel in
A Few Good Men, and have BIG BRObama melt down and say that he ordered a Code Red on America.
A pleasant fantasy, but...