* There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Why is abbreviation such a long word?
* Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
* . . . every morning is the dawn of a new error.
* For people who like peace and quiet . . . a phoneless cord!
* Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
* Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?
* A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
* If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
* Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" . . . 'till you can find a rock!
* Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
* It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
* Help Wanted: Telepath . . . you know where to apply.
* What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
