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Offline BadCat

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I discovered a moonbat cave...
« on: October 13, 2012, 08:05:07 PM »
SO, I'm on Hilton Head Island, SC last night having just completed a round of golf at the Robert Trent Jones course at Palmetto Dunes ($126 for the concerned socialist)  Headed out for a swanky steak dinner at a place called Wise Guys.

Parking the Audi amongst the many Lexus, Caddies and BMW's in the lot, I notice quite a few junkers parked, ALL festooned with Obama/Biden (Socialist/Alzheimer's) stickers.  I've not seen this many shitmobiles in one place anywhere, much less on the capitalist mecca of Hilton Head Island.

Then I notice, a bit down from the restaurant...the Democratic Party Headquarters, with a HUGE Socialist/Alzheimer's sign in the window, and inside the window, about 25 of the ugliest, stupidest looking losers I've ever seen.  Yes, like a DU picture thread come to life, complete with a black man in an auto-wheelchair that makes Steven Hawking's mode of transport look inadequate.

Our wives were looking in some store or something, so I got to stand in front of the dump and flip off the occupants, stick my finger down my throat and make nasty comments.

Know what the denizens of the cave did?  Not a ****ing thing.  They sat in there looking stupid, like liberals always do...maybe they were trying to dial Axelrod to get some talking points to respond to me with.

Now, seeing that many losers did cause me to lose my appetite a bit.  We got out of Wise Guys for a tad over $400 for 4 of us, and I only had the 22 oz bone in ribeye.  When we came out of the restaurant, the moonbats had flown from their cave, the shitmobiles were gone and replaced by $40000+ cars...as it should be.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2012, 08:07:34 PM »
How much drool was there? There's always drool where moonbats are involved.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2012, 08:24:44 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on October 13, 2012, 08:07:34 PM
How much drool was there? There's always drool where moonbats are involved.

None I hope. You'd need a haz-mat clean up crew.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2012, 08:34:03 PM »
Id be less concerned about the drool than many of the other substances a gaggle of moonbats are likely to excrete.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 08:45:12 PM »
Was your Audi keyed?
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 08:50:23 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 13, 2012, 08:05:07 PM
SO, I'm on Hilton Head Island, SC last night having just completed a round of golf at the Robert Trent Jones course at Palmetto Dunes ($126 for the concerned socialist)  Headed out for a swanky steak dinner at a place called Wise Guys.

Parking the Audi amongst the many Lexus, Caddies and BMW's in the lot, I notice quite a few junkers parked, ALL festooned with Obama/Biden (Socialist/Alzheimer's) stickers.  I've not seen this many shitmobiles in one place anywhere, much less on the capitalist mecca of Hilton Head Island.

Then I notice, a bit down from the restaurant...the Democratic Party Headquarters, with a HUGE Socialist/Alzheimer's sign in the window, and inside the window, about 25 of the ugliest, stupidest looking losers I've ever seen.  Yes, like a DU picture thread come to life, complete with a black man in an auto-wheelchair that makes Steven Hawking's mode of transport look inadequate.

Our wives were looking in some store or something, so I got to stand in front of the dump and flip off the occupants, stick my finger down my throat and make nasty comments.

Know what the denizens of the cave did?  Not a ****ing thing.  They sat in there looking stupid, like liberals always do...maybe they were trying to dial Axelrod to get some talking points to respond to me with.

Now, seeing that many losers did cause me to lose my appetite a bit.  We got out of Wise Guys for a tad over $400 for 4 of us, and I only had the 22 oz bone in ribeye.  When we came out of the restaurant, the moonbats had flown from their cave, the shitmobiles were gone and replaced by $40000+ cars...as it should be.

If you would have mentioned Jesus to them or asked if they wanted a job you would have cleared them out sooner.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 09:51:50 PM »
If I had known you were going to Hilton Head, I'd have told you to go eat at One Hot Mama's.  I have yet to get anything there that wasn't absolutely teriffic!

http://onehotmamas.com

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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2012, 06:40:55 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 13, 2012, 09:51:50 PM
If I had known you were going to Hilton Head, I'd have told you to go eat at One Hot Mama's.  I have yet to get anything there that wasn't absolutely teriffic!

http://onehotmamas.com

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You know, we were going to go there, if I could get a tee time at Harbour Town.  I couldn't, so we didn't.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2012, 06:54:50 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on October 13, 2012, 08:50:23 PM
If you would have mentioned Jesus to them or asked if they wanted a job you would have cleared them out sooner.

It would have been far more mature.

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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2012, 06:55:08 AM »
Zero bongs by the way.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2012, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on October 14, 2012, 06:55:08 AM
Zero bongs by the way.

Yeah, and BTW, where was your VRWC issued RPG, and how come you didn't use it?   :mad:
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2012, 10:31:08 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 13, 2012, 09:51:50 PM
If I had known you were going to Hilton Head, I'd have told you to go eat at One Hot Mama's.  I have yet to get anything there that wasn't absolutely teriffic!

http://onehotmamas.com

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Looks good.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2012, 12:03:27 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 14, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Yeah, and BTW, where was your VRWC issued RPG, and how come you didn't use it?   :mad:

Look, and keep this quiet . . . I saw the message where BadCat's been upgraded to a 'fire-and-forget' Hellfire system. :tongue:

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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2012, 12:11:32 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 14, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Yeah, and BTW, where was your VRWC issued RPG, and how come you didn't use it?   :mad:

Standing outside a harmless bunch of misfits, giving them the finger and other such sophomoric gestures does what exactly?    Was he hoping they would fight him?

Really?

I'm sorry, I must be getting too old to think this is even the least bit humorous.


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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2012, 12:46:37 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 14, 2012, 06:40:55 AM
You know, we were going to go there, if I could get a tee time at Harbour Town.  I couldn't, so we didn't.

Ya need to come out and golf Hidden Lakes here in N. Idaho, BadCat. Jack Nicholas helped design the thing and is one of the toughest course I've ever been on. It has 14 water traps in 18 holes.

Don't even think about walkin' this puppy unless yer used to 10 mile hikes. Costs a fortune but it's well worth it when ya have to wait for the moose and deer to clear the way for your shot down the fairway.

I usually find more balls than I lose, so at least it doesn't cost me in equipment.

I think ya can look it up online. I'll see if I can find the link.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2012, 05:23:28 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on October 14, 2012, 12:11:32 PM
Standing outside a harmless bunch of misfits, giving them the finger and other such sophomoric gestures does what exactly?    Was he hoping they would fight him?

Really?

I'm sorry, I must be getting too old to think this is even the least bit humorous.



No, I was hoping to INSULT them, and let them know there are people out there who hate their stinking guts.  They may or may not have gotten that idea.  I'm guessing they did.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2012, 05:29:24 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 14, 2012, 05:23:28 PM
No, I was hoping to INSULT them, and let them know there are people out there who hate their stinking guts.  They may or may not have gotten that idea.  I'm guessing they did.


Pay no attention to Lurker. He's generally always in a foul mood. Maybe we can get one of the VRWC gals to run over and get him laid. It might improve his outlook. Heheheheheheheheheh!
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2012, 06:00:16 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 14, 2012, 05:29:24 PM
Pay no attention to Lurker. He's generally always in a foul mood. Maybe we can get one of the VRWC gals to run over and get him laid. It might improve his outlook. Heheheheheheheheheh!

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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2012, 06:01:22 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 14, 2012, 05:23:28 PM
No, I was hoping to INSULT them, and let them know there are people out there who hate their stinking guts.  They may or may not have gotten that idea.  I'm guessing they did.


Just a very odd thing for an adult to do. Just ignore them.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2012, 06:02:37 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on October 14, 2012, 06:00:16 PM
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Hey, I'm tryin' ta get ya laid! We all know conservative women are the cat's meow! Are ya complainin'?
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2012, 01:56:20 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 14, 2012, 12:46:37 PM
Ya need to come out and golf Hidden Lakes here in N. Idaho, BadCat. Jack Nicholas helped design the thing and is one of the toughest course I've ever been on. It has 14 water traps in 18 holes.

Don't even think about walkin' this puppy unless yer used to 10 mile hikes. Costs a fortune but it's well worth it when ya have to wait for the moose and deer to clear the way for your shot down the fairway.

I usually find more balls than I lose, so at least it doesn't cost me in equipment.

I think ya can look it up online. I'll see if I can find the link.

http://www.hiddenlakesgolfcourse.com/sites/courses/view.asp?id=267&page=5229

Pretty reasonable, actually. 24 bucks for a weekday, and 28 and change for a weekend. The golf cart, though, costs just as much as greens fees.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2012, 09:41:56 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on October 14, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
Just a very odd thing for an adult to do. Just ignore them.

I must not be an adult. I find it hard to ignore stupid people and not say or do anything. This includes things other then politics.

We often comment about DUmmies online, it's not like we are ignoring their stupidity.  :-) O-)

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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2012, 10:44:09 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on October 15, 2012, 01:56:20 AM
http://www.hiddenlakesgolfcourse.com/sites/courses/view.asp?id=267&page=5229

Pretty reasonable, actually. 24 bucks for a weekday, and 28 and change for a weekend. The golf cart, though, costs just as much as greens fees.

It usually ends up costin' me and my buddy a little over 100 bucks, but that doesn't include our bar bill. We're usually lousy golfers by the time we get to the back nine, heh, heh.

I should point out those are off season prices. Durin' the summer they go up.
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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2012, 11:48:18 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 14, 2012, 06:02:37 PM
Hey, I'm tryin' ta get ya laid! We all know conservative women are the cat's meow! Are ya complainin'?


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Re: I discovered a moonbat cave...
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