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Offline bijou

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Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« on: May 28, 2008, 01:30:57 PM »
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) - Police say a car that smashed a road sign and struck a utility pole north of Fort Pierce was carrying a nude couple.

According to the police report, 18-year-old Megan Marie Douglas was charged with drug possession and driving under the influence last Friday. She told officers in the report that the two had just had sex, and that she drank three or four beers before the accident.

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I guess it's a sign of the times.
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 01:37:26 PM »
I bet she struck a utility POLE allright.  :thatsright:
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 01:38:34 PM »


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. . . and struck a utility pole . . .

I guess that turned out to be something of a theme for her that night.
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 01:40:54 PM »


ms. douglas . . . .


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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 02:36:20 PM »
That's a sticky situation she found herself in.
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Offline lastparker

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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 03:27:45 PM »
Yikes!  Being in contact with the bare wood of a utility pole, while nude, could result in some unpleasant splinters.
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 04:09:22 PM »
I personally wouldn't touch her with a 40 foot light pole.
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 04:11:00 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 01:40:54 PM


ms. douglas . . . .


The Arrest Report
Damn. Uglier than a sack o' buttholes. If I were her passenger, I'd confess to being drunk just to have an EXCUSE for saddling-up on that.
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Re: Nude couple crashes car (Florida)
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 09:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on May 28, 2008, 04:11:00 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on May 28, 2008, 01:40:54 PM


ms. douglas . . . .


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Damn. Uglier than a sack o' buttholes. If I were her passenger, I'd confess to being drunk just to have an EXCUSE for saddling-up on that.
She looks like she likes to drink !
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