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Offline Charles Henrickson

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The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« on: October 12, 2012, 02:09:19 PM »
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 02:10:09 PM »
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 03:11:50 PM »
DOWN GOES CRAIZER lol
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 03:27:45 PM »
Charles, 3 days this week Rush has mentioned Democratic Underground, he mentioned them today and Kos being the only ones happy with Biden's performance. Just thought I'd mention it in case you didn't know.
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 06:02:44 PM »


JOEY, SMIRKY
Tune: "Joey"

Joey, Smirky,
Don't be so jerky;
Eye-rolls, faces,
You are abrasive.

I know you think you can debate,
And though you think you're really great,
I just sit by and let you
Search for nerves to grate.

And though I used to wonder why--
I thought that maybe you were high--
Now sometimes I think it's
That your brain is fried.

Oh, Joey, if you're smirkin', that is why.

Joey, dummy,
What is so funny?
Does unemployment
Give you enjoyment?

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because it really doesn't work,
The folks are turned off by your smirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

(Shiny dental break)

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because the people that you irk,
Well, those are votes you shouldn't shirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

Smirky all the more . . .

Smirky all the more . . .
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on October 12, 2012, 06:02:44 PM


JOEY, SMIRKY
Tune: "Joey"

Joey, Smirky,
Don't be so jerky;
Eye-rolls, faces,
You are abrasive.

I know you think you can debate,
And though you think you're really great,
I just sit by and let you
Search for nerves to grate.

And though I used to wonder why--
I thought that maybe you were high--
Now sometimes I think it's
That your brain is fried.

Oh, Joey, if you're smirkin', that is why.

Joey, dummy,
What is so funny?
Does unemployment
Give you enjoyment?

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because it really doesn't work,
The folks are turned off by your smirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

(Shiny dental break)

And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.

Because the people that you irk,
Well, those are votes you shouldn't shirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.

Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!

Smirky all the more . . .

Smirky all the more . . .


Good job on the "Funnies" and on the rhyme Chaz! You the man. What the hell is PJ up to lately?
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Offline Charles Henrickson

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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 09:27:06 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 12, 2012, 06:52:25 PM
What the hell is PJ up to lately?

PJ-Comix did a bunch of DUFUs recently, during that three-week stretch when I simply did not have time to do any. He also has been doing some writing for Newsbusters and the Washington Examiner over the last couple of years, which has decreased his DUFU output.
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Re: The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies! (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2012, 10:04:32 AM »
I've never done one of these before...

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