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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2012, 04:56:03 PM »
Joe wins ?

I honestly believe there is at least a 15% chance that Biden says/does something so stupid that he loses the debate instantly...

Such as telling Ryan to 'F off' on an open mic... on live, nationally broadcast television and radio.

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2012, 04:58:24 PM »
Joe wins ?

I honestly believe there is at least a 15% chance that Biden says/does something so stupid that he loses the debate instantly...

Such as telling Ryan to 'F off' on an open mic... on live, nationally broadcast television and radio.

So Bidet spends six days in prep.

There is such a thing as "too much" preparation; I've dealt with it before myself, because sometimes people are nervous about how I'm going to shoot off my mouth.

For those of us not competent in debate, a little bit of preparation, some preparation, helps.

But if there's too much preparation, one gets brittle and shatters.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2012, 04:59:00 PM »
Joe Biden heard that the head Monkee had died and ran down the halls screaming " I'm the president, I'm the president".  **






**this was shortly after Davy Jones had passed away.

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2012, 05:09:22 PM »
Joe Biden is a moron, a loser and a democrat. But I repeat myself. He's got as much a chance of winning tonight as the shit I just flushed. My shit is smarter though....

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2012, 06:14:45 PM »
Mr Dorkio should stick to something he is much better at.

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2012, 05:02:49 AM »

apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2012, 06:53:08 AM »
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

He didn't win.  Now what?!!!!    :evilbird:






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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2012, 08:00:23 AM »
If your definition of "winning" is being an unrepentant asshole and a worthless human being, then I'd say Mr. Scoprio and Joey Biden both won last night.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2012, 08:58:17 AM »
If your definition of "winning" is being an unrepentant asshole and a worthless human being, then I'd say Mr. Scoprio and Joey Biden both won last night.

I think they define winning as showing up and dressed.

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2012, 09:02:54 AM »
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2012, 09:15:53 AM »
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"When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet." Proverbs 29:9

that bears repeating Jason






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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2012, 01:30:52 PM »


I saw him bring that up today on his radio show on Blaze TV. Truer words have never been spoken! Glenn believes we could be experiencing Divine intervention. I hope he's right! He's got a better line to the Big Guy than I do.
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