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Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« on: October 11, 2012, 11:45:42 AM »
No need to debate because Mr Dorkio knows who the winner is.

Oh yeah, he's mean, he's bad, he can almost grow a mustache.

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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.


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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 11:51:01 AM »
I say otherwise.

What Ryan's gonna do to Slo Joe tonite in the debate is probably illegal in 9 states.

Now Mr. Internet Bad Ass...do something about it.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 11:51:25 AM »
Lemme steal my own post from 10 hours in the future:

Boy, Biden really stunk it up.  He looked clueless.  Ryan mopped the floor with him.

There.  Seeing as how I can't answer to you directly at the DUmp, bring it over here, numbnuts.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 11:54:52 AM »
Your vice-president is so dumb when he heard about the debate he wondered what kind of fish they were going after.

Your vice-president is so dumb he told a wheelchair bound man to stand up so folks could see him.

Your vice-president is so dumb he forgot that he was a part of the pro-slavery party and told a group of people that the anti-slavery party would put them back in chains.

BUT...

Is your vice-president at least smart enough to know whether or not you are mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2012, 11:56:43 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/the-joke’s-on-us--how-joe-biden-became-america’s-favorite-punch-line.html


What does that tell you DUmbass?
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2012, 11:57:20 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on October 11, 2012, 11:54:52 AM
Your vice-president is so dumb when he heard about the debate he wondered what kind of fish they were going after.

Your vice-president is so dumb he told a wheelchair bound man to stand up so folks could see him.

Your vice-president is so dumb he forgot that he was a part of the pro-slavery party and told a group of people that the anti-slavery party would put them back in chains.

BUT...

Is your vice-president at least smart enough to know whether or not you are mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?

He's also dumb enough to believe that only people from India and Pakistan own 7/11's
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2012, 12:29:12 PM »
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2012, 12:30:17 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on October 11, 2012, 11:57:20 AM
He's also dumb enough to believe that only people from India and Pakistan own 7/11's

Yes, that was dumb. He should have added the Koreans.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2012, 12:37:20 PM »
Actually, he said that you couldn't go in a 7/11 without an Indian or Pakistani accent.  So, I guess that means the owners are racist and discriminatory.  That's not very nice is it. 
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2012, 12:52:25 PM »
I think we nees to start calling him Ernie Pantuzzo...."Coach" from Cheers.

Or "Coach Joe".

He's so dumb he didn't realize the middle class being buried for 4 years was Obama's fault.

Ryan is gonna beat him like a rented mule.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2012, 12:57:44 PM »
If Romney was gonna have cheat notes he would've written them on tampons...after he preemptively banned them.

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2012, 01:06:12 PM »
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.

Ryan is going to wear Slow Joe out like a hooker passed around a college lacrosse team party.

Now, bring it, dickhead.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2012, 01:08:56 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 11, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
Ryan is going to wear Slow Joe out like a hooker passed around a college lacrosse team party.

Now, bring it, dickhead.

And the DUmmies will claim that Slow Joe was raped just like they said about that lying hooker.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2012, 01:14:54 PM »
Expectations for Joe have been so lowered that if he doesn't get his tongue frozen to a flagpole he wins.



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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2012, 01:17:09 PM »
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
Anyone who says otherwise will have to answer to me.
This guy really thinks he's something, doesn't he? :rofl:

Bless his heart.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2012, 01:27:49 PM »
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
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Bravely spoken, and extremely safe considering anyone who is not a DU sycophant is summarily banned.  It is likely the same words will never come out of face when out in a public place.
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2012, 01:31:10 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2012, 01:51:24 PM »
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2012, 02:02:45 PM »
Hey Scorpio I'm saying otherwise. What ya gonna do about it?
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
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No matter what happens, Joe wins the debate
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Come get some ScorpionPiss! PM me and I'll give ya my address, ya big talkin' ***** whipped liberal! I'll lick yer ass so far up between yer shoulders, you'll be able to bend over and see what's left of yer asshole!

Doncha just luv these internet warriors? I've dealt with guys who have muscles in their shit! One of you punks I'd have to turn over to "Toots"! She needs to work out some frustration anyway!
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2012, 02:41:25 PM »
An oldie but a goodie

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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2012, 02:47:28 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on October 11, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
Lemme steal my own post from 10 hours in the future:

Boy, Biden really stunk it up.  He looked clueless.  Ryan mopped the floor with him.

There.  Seeing as how I can't answer to you directly at the DUmp, bring it over here, numbnuts.

Very cleaver. H5
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2012, 03:49:48 PM »
****in' little twerps! I especially loved when the most decorated navy Seal would tell us he was shootin' automatic weapons with the Chief of police in Frisco! I believe they gave him his walkin' papers right after that.

If ya ever saw a pic of that guy, it was better than watchin' an old Jerry Lewis, or Don Knotts vid!
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2012, 04:01:43 PM »
You know, I still can't figure something out, the dork primitive's affinity for Barack Milhous.

Barack Milhous and franksolich have more in common than does the dork and Barack Milhous.

The dork is an authentic black American, fully cognizant of the experiences of blacks in America, alongside Clarence Thomas, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, J.C. Watts, Allan West, Gary Franks, &c., &c., &c., in addition to Melvin Watt, Barbara Jordan, John Lewis, Alcee Hastings, William Jefferson, &c., &c., &c.

These are all folks who know what it's like, being black in America.

Barack Milhous has no idea what it's like being black in America.
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Re: Mr Dorkio, internet tough guy insists that Slow Joe won the debate.
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2012, 04:33:13 PM »
The bar for Biden is set so low all he has to do is trip over it, fall flat on his face, and break his nose in order to win. Any success above that and DUmmies and dems will be wanting to run him in 0bama's stead.
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