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You Might Be a Muslim If...
« on: October 11, 2012, 01:25:49 AM »
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‎1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford good shoes. You may be a Muslim.
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim.
7. You consider television dangerous, but tend to carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim.
11. You find this offensive, demeaning, racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim.

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Re: You Might Be a Muslim If...
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 05:11:52 AM »
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Re: You Might Be a Muslim If...
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 08:34:51 AM »
Stolen.
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Re: You Might Be a Muslim If...
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 10:16:23 AM »
If you chop off your sisters her for whoring around.....you might be a muslim.

If you keep your wife in a back sack so your buddies won't see how ugly she is....you might be a muslim.

If the least little thing sends you into a murderous rage....you might be a muslim....or worse...a democrat.
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Re: You Might Be a Muslim If...
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2012, 02:41:12 PM »
Quote from: ExGeeEye on October 11, 2012, 08:34:51 AM
Stolen.

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