« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Would you wear these shoes?  (Read 3816 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Would you wear these shoes?
« on: October 09, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »
How about these shoes?







and these are Lady GaGa's shoes

Logged






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline rich_t

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7942
  • Reputation: +386/-429
  • TANSTAAFL
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 03:56:17 PM »
No...  But I would strap the model on for a while.

 :naughty:
Logged
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." --Norman Thomas, 1944

Offline longview

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3292
  • Reputation: +224/-34
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 04:21:59 PM »
Every fiber of my therapist self is screaming NO!  But, hey, job security for me and my colleagues if anyone does wear them.
Logged

Offline Celtic Rose

  • All American Girl
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4157
  • Reputation: +311/-32
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 04:22:09 PM »
Those are some of the most hideous things I've ever seen!
Logged

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 06:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 09, 2012, 04:22:09 PM
Those are some of the most hideous things I've ever seen!
Yeah, but make em in red, toss some glitter on em, and charge $19.95 for em....and you would end up with a pair...
 :whistling:
« Last Edit: October 09, 2012, 07:19:10 PM by Mr Mannn »
Logged

Offline ColonelCarrots

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1471
  • Reputation: +168/-60
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 07:13:56 PM »
Why are they wearing Ikea furniture on their feet?
Logged

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 07:16:34 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on October 09, 2012, 07:13:56 PM
Why are they wearing Ikea furniture on their feet?
Why is she not in the kitchen making me a sammich?

Seriously, those shoes are just stupid.  Is there some conspiracy in the fashion world to make women look as ridiculous as possible?
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline jtyangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9116
  • Reputation: +497/-110
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 07:26:22 PM »
I think the first are intended for fetish type o things. Look how the model has to lean over for one. They are not meant to be walked in. They are still ugly just the same. Both pairs.
Logged

Offline Evil_Conservative

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7845
  • Reputation: +554/-194
  • Oh snap!
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 07:27:15 PM »
No, because they are hideous.  And I couldn't outrun someone.  Although I'm sure they would make a lovely weapon.
Logged
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18669
  • Reputation: +1993/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 07:51:54 PM »
They make her butt look big. :yawn:
« Last Edit: October 09, 2012, 07:54:24 PM by DefiantSix »
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 08:00:08 PM »
No.  Hell No.  I am not lying when I say I manage the workers comp claims at my office.  And that 9 out of 10 injuries last year were because women were wearing those dang high heels and not watching where they walk.  Fashion wounds people.  Fashion. Wounds.
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline jtyangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9116
  • Reputation: +497/-110
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 10:01:07 PM »
Come on tots. Lol
Logged

Offline debk

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 10:55:26 PM »
I'd break my neck as soon as I tried to stand up in them.

Since I think they are ugly, my neck is safe.  :-)
Logged
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2012, 08:06:47 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on October 09, 2012, 10:01:07 PM
Come on tots. Lol

I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2012, 08:26:57 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 10, 2012, 08:06:47 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
omg :rofl:
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2012, 08:55:49 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 10, 2012, 08:06:47 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   

We have those at work too.  They seem to think that if they wear an outlandish heel that no one will notice they look like gNads.
Logged






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline jtyangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9116
  • Reputation: +497/-110
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2012, 09:08:06 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 10, 2012, 08:06:47 AM
I ain't lie!  Seriously?  We had one girl that was simply getting up from sitting on a bench.  She is about 5'9, close to 300 lbs, wearing 5-6 inch stilettos?  Her ankle gave, and she fell down went boom.  We took her to the clinic across the parking lot in our security golf cart.  In front of her supervisor (a man), the doc told her at her size she had no business wearing those shoes.  :o  After months of wearing a boot, that girl is now back to wearing stilettos.   
Sonic boom?
Logged

Offline Celtic Rose

  • All American Girl
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4157
  • Reputation: +311/-32
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2012, 10:11:47 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 10, 2012, 08:55:49 AM
We have those at work too.  They seem to think that if they wear an outlandish heel that no one will notice they look like gNads.

Don't you know?  Heels make your legs look slim  :rofl:
Logged

Offline jtyangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9116
  • Reputation: +497/-110
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2012, 10:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 10, 2012, 10:11:47 AM
Don't you know?  Heels make your legs look slim  :rofl:
Tree trunks on stilts are still tree trunks :)
Logged

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2012, 01:53:53 PM »
OK, the first pair, you cannot stand upright.  They're nothing but sex toys.  Nuff said.

Was in line at the grocery store  :-) and I was glancing at the tabloids.  Anybody see how big Lady Gaga has gotten?  Happens to the best of us, but she needs to modify her wardrobe!   There are ways to conceal...
Logged

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14480
  • Reputation: +816/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2012, 02:15:25 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 10, 2012, 01:53:53 PM
OK, the first pair, you cannot stand upright.  They're nothing but sex toys.  Nuff said.

Was in line at the grocery store  :-) and I was glancing at the tabloids.  Anybody see how big Lady Gaga has gotten?  Happens to the best of us, but she needs to modify her wardrobe!   There are ways to conceal...

Her head or body?
Logged
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

Offline J P Sousa

  • We Built Our Business - IN SPITE OF GOVERNMENT
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3785
  • Reputation: +310/-19
  • I love the smell of gun powder in the morning
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2012, 02:17:14 PM »
I prefer women in "lady" golf shoes;


.
Logged
John Wayne: "America Why I Love Her"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5ZGz7h0epU

Get Over It! We Are Not All Created Equal ~Capt Katie Petronio

Obama Wiretapped The Trump Tower...FACT

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.
~John Wayne

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2012, 02:53:37 PM »
Wineslob,




Logged

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14480
  • Reputation: +816/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2012, 04:07:37 PM »
 :runaway:
Logged
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Would you wear these shoes?
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2012, 10:58:46 AM »
I have always found her to be quite ugly.  Why is she so popular?
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »