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Offline Gina

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Spork me
« on: October 09, 2012, 07:36:45 AM »
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 07:42:36 AM »
at least you were courteous enough to give us a heads up.....omg what is that thing?? :o :o
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 07:44:42 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on October 09, 2012, 07:42:36 AM
at least you were courteous enough to give us a heads up.....omg what is that thing?? :o :o
I was wondering the same thing.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 07:49:22 AM »
She is on Mob wives and now has a series dedicated to her. She sounds like a man. I saw it a few times when I had cable.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 08:07:25 AM »
I thought "Stinky the Clown in drag."
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 09:43:36 AM »
My wife watches her show. I refuse to watch someone with a Rhinos ass for a mouth.



Big Ang  BTW.    :puke:
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 09:45:07 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 09, 2012, 09:43:36 AM
My wife watches her show. I refuse to watch someone with a Rhinos ass for a mouth.

Big Ang  BTW.    :puke:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZv5Wab4sAM[/youtube]
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 09:46:55 AM »
Is that thing female?
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 09:49:19 AM »
Quote from: Undies on October 09, 2012, 09:46:55 AM
Is that thing female?


Wouldn't you like to find out?
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 09:54:08 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 09, 2012, 09:49:19 AM
Wouldn't you like to find out?


Not particularly.  :puke:
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 09:56:59 AM »
omg

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb4_bkK9zRY[/youtube]
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 09:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 09, 2012, 09:49:19 AM
Wouldn't you like to find out?

I'll read the autopsy report.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 12:27:55 PM »
U-G-L-Y.......................
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2012, 02:21:29 PM »
Speechless.  What is it?  What is it?
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2012, 02:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 09, 2012, 02:21:29 PM
Speechless.  What is it?  What is it?

You really don't want to know..
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Spork me
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2012, 02:36:47 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 09, 2012, 02:21:29 PM
Speechless.  What is it?  What is it?
It's Big Ang, obviously.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2012, 02:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 09, 2012, 09:45:07 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZv5Wab4sAM[/youtube]
That is one of my family's favorite videos.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2012, 02:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Undies on October 09, 2012, 09:57:05 AM
I'll read the autopsy report.

The coroner wouldn't even touch that one.
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Re: Spork me
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2012, 04:47:05 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on October 09, 2012, 12:27:55 PM
F-U-G-L-Y.......................

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Re: Spork me
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2012, 11:23:54 AM »
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