I was having this four way with Jessica Alba, Natale Portman, and Scarlett Johansen when our orgy flick accidentally switched to the debates. Maybe I used the remote when I needed another tool. Anyway, I demanded that we stop all sex immediately and watch the debates. All of the women became engrossed in the debates and at the same time they all said "What did we see in this failed president?" I told them they probably just felt like he was that gay friend they know and it was OK because they could still vote for a real man like Romney. Then all of them got out their absentee ballots and voted a straight republican ticket.
Unlike a DUmmy I did lie in that story. I still got a hand job from Scarlett and Jessica while we watched.