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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2008, 05:57:17 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on May 27, 2008, 11:55:58 PM
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2008, 06:03:32 AM »
Her poems aren't bad, it's just you picture the author when you read the eroticism. She should use a pen name. Just sayin'
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2008, 06:09:21 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 28, 2008, 06:03:32 AM
Her poems aren't bad, it's just you picture the author when you read the eroticism. She should use a pen name. Just sayin'
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2008, 02:36:34 PM »
I think her poetry is pathetic and juvenile. Kind of reminds me of the sappy stuff we used to write in high school when we were trying to sound oh-so-sophisticated.

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2008, 02:41:19 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on May 27, 2008, 06:59:00 PM
Peggy has moisture for WC Green.

I could have gone all day without that mental image.  Curse you!!   :hammer:

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2008, 02:43:50 PM »
Peggy is "Do" reincarnated. Either that, or he GTFO of Dodge when all of the other Nike-wearing moonbats started dying off and changed it's identity.
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2008, 02:46:24 PM »
Quote from:
CaliforniaPeggy 

Ponderous hips move over me

Ponderous hands grip my limbs

Your eyes smile into my face

While you take me where I ‘ve never been.


I gasp as you probe me

Your tongue is magic

I twist in your arms

As you warm my skin

With your breath, your kiss

I think she left out the line about removing the cobwebs.

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2008, 02:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on May 27, 2008, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: BEG on May 27, 2008, 11:03:59 PM


Peggy writes erotic poetry?   :???:
Yes, Dear.......and some of it's about you.

It's always about me, even when it isn't.   :p
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2008, 02:48:46 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 28, 2008, 06:03:32 AM
Her poems aren't bad, it's just you picture the author when you read the eroticism. She should use a pen name. Just sayin'

LOL   :-)
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2008, 03:06:53 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 28, 2008, 06:03:32 AM
Her poems aren't bad, it's just you picture the author when you read the eroticism. She should use a pen name. Just sayin'

sorry....too late...

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2008, 03:39:36 PM »
For some reason I thought this article fitted in nicely here.
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Kureishi: writing courses are 'new mental hospitals'


Charlotte Higgins
Tuesday May 27, 2008
The Guardian


The novelist, screenwriter and playwright Hanif Kureishi has launched a withering attack on university creative writing courses, calling them "the new mental hospitals".
Kureishi, himself a research associate on the creative writing course at Kingston University, said: "One of the things you notice is that when you switch on the television and a student has gone mad with a machine gun on a campus in America, it's always a writing student.

"The writing courses, particularly when they have the word 'creative' in them, are the new mental hospitals. But the people are very nice."

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http://books.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,2282285,00.html
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2008, 03:50:29 PM »
This thread made me laugh, a lot.
Tears, and everything.
Threads like this are why I'm here.

Hah.

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2008, 06:01:22 PM »
Gross... :censored: :censored:
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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2008, 06:08:13 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on May 28, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: shadeaux on May 27, 2008, 06:59:00 PM
Peggy has moisture for WC Green.

I could have gone all day without that mental image.  Curse you!!   :hammer:

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Re: My name is Peggy
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2008, 07:28:24 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on May 28, 2008, 06:03:32 AM
Her poems aren't bad, it's just you picture the author when you read the eroticism. She should use a pen name. Just sayin'

I think you have something there-I picture Peggy doing all the moist, tingling, gasping things, and I want to swear off sex for good.
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