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poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« on: October 03, 2012, 04:25:24 PM »
Just a quicky poll.

How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 04:29:24 PM »
Barack Milhaus won--is there any other answer?
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 04:29:47 PM »
Zero could develop laryngitis and they'd still claim he won  :mental:
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 04:30:58 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2012, 04:29:24 PM
Barack Milhaus won One--is there any other answer?

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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 04:31:19 PM »
Quote from: njpines on October 03, 2012, 04:29:47 PM
Zero could develop laryngitis and they'd still claim he won  :mental:

You're probably right, and I can see Baghdad Bob, the Prosense primitive, leading the mob.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 04:34:35 PM »
Romney could pull a Samurai sword and behead Barry E. Newman mid opening sentence and they'd still claim he won.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 04:36:10 PM »
Obama won. Rmoney made a fool out himself. His personal and racist attacks on Obama fell short. All Obama had to do was to hold his ground and he did that and more. Any other post-debate cliche will do as well.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 04:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 03, 2012, 04:34:35 PM
Romney could pull a Samurai sword and behead Barry E. Newman mid opening sentence and they'd still claim he won.

And Dear Leader would be up eleven points in the polls by morning.  :thatsright:
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 04:41:46 PM »
Commander Zero could pinch a loaf in his pants on national TV, and they would still declare him the winnah!
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 04:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 03, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
Commander Zero could pinch a loaf in his pants on national TV, and they would still declare him the winnah!

That reminds me of txradioguy's comment back in 2008--or perhaps it was my neighbor dutch508 who said it--that if Barack Milhous hoisted his dirty underwear on a flagpole, the primitives would stop and salute it.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 04:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 03, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
Commander Zero could pinch a loaf in his pants on national TV, and they would still declare him the winnah!


:-)  Beat me to it.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 04:51:51 PM »
The reality is, whoever wins the debate is subjective to who's message you agree with.
If you agree with 0bama then you will think that he won, if you agree with Romney then you will think he won.

The media will try to convince us all that 0bama won.

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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 04:55:16 PM »
Of course Batty  Barry won. That is the only thing the MSM and the DUmp will allow, at least in their own imagination.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 05:50:29 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 03, 2012, 04:36:10 PM
Obama won. Rmoney made a fool out himself. His personal and racist attacks on Obama fell short. All Obama had to do was to hold his ground and he did that and more. Any other post-debate cliche will do as well.

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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 06:17:47 PM »
The same way the media will report it...the articles are already written about what a great job the liar in chief did.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 06:18:08 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 03, 2012, 04:25:24 PM
Just a quicky poll.

How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?

That's easy.  No matter if Barry is left stuttering while he's ripped up and down for being the SCOAMF he is, he'll still have won and everything Romney said will have been a dog whistle.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 06:33:49 PM »
Obama could openly declare himself a communist, whip out a prayer rug and bow towards Mecca, the finish off by lighting up a joint and the DUmmies (and the media  ::) ) will still say he won.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 06:49:47 PM »
The simple fact that Mitt Romney answered any questions is proof that he is racist/felon/rich...[end/DU speak]


Mannn take. to see the real reaction to an obvious Romney win will be the number of raging posts all about Mitt.
If rage posts outnumber praise posts, they know in their hearts that O lost.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 07:00:30 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2012, 04:29:24 PM
Barack Milhaus won--is there any other answer?

No!

And probably alot of wet panties over at the DUmpster tonight to boot.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 07:35:04 PM »
I think the real fun will be reading the "bouncy's" that are certain to come in full force tomorrow.  Hell they might even start tonight with some late night errands requiring the DUmmy to run out for something or another.  I do hope that they DUmbasses at least make a concerted effort to provide good entertainment.  I don't think I've read a good bouncy in quite some time.

Oh for the record, the O wouldn't even have to utter a word and he would be declared winner in DUmmyland.  There would be tales of how he destroyed Romney with just his stare. 
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2012, 08:45:15 PM »
I don't recall any showdown between a lib and a conservative where they ever admitted the conservative came out on top. There may be one or two brave souls who will try to be objective, but they'll be shouted down by the Why Are You Defending The Rethuglican crowd.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 09:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on October 03, 2012, 07:35:04 PM
I think the real fun will be reading the "bouncy's" that are certain to come in full force tomorrow.  Hell they might even start tonight with some late night errands requiring the DUmmy to run out for something or another.  I do hope that they DUmbasses at least make a concerted effort to provide good entertainment.  I don't think I've read a good bouncy in quite some time.

Oh for the record, the O wouldn't even have to utter a word and he would be declared winner in DUmmyland.  There would be tales of how he destroyed Romney with just his stare. 

Well, he rarely looked at Romney.  Kind of hard to destroy him with a stare that way.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 09:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 03, 2012, 04:34:35 PM
Romney could pull a Samurai sword and behead Barry E. Newman mid opening sentence and they'd still claim he won.
Major Hi 5 for that!! :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 10:06:09 PM »
Im going for 'tie' -- but 'tie' isn't good enough for 'RMoney', so he loses by default.
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Re: poll: how are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 10:11:37 PM »
The First Wookie's captive won.
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