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Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« on: October 03, 2012, 10:19:15 AM »
DUmpmonkeys will declare Obowow the glorious victor.
Still a little early but, it has already begun.
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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 10:56 AM
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I Hope President Obama Beats Willard Tonight Like He Stole Something
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1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does one cheat in a debate? Demand Obowow tell the truth?

Watching the DUmp during the debate should be a hoot.
There will be OP, after OP, after OP, declaring "the won" has soundly trounced the heathen Mormon.
The island will be ablaze this evening, bank on it. :-)
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 10:21:00 AM »
I bet they all have or would have said the same about Jimmy Peanut too back in 76.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 10:24:22 AM »
Remember how back in 2004 every stupid thing John Kerry (the Vietnam vet) said or did or didn't say or didn't do was explained away as being "on purpose"?  Kerry was always "playing it close to the vest".  

Yeah.  Sure.

I look for some variation of that BS to be hauled around the DUmp tonight.  Even if Obamo pees his pants on camera, it will be a brilliant move.  
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 10:34:00 AM »
What you all said.  Anything Mitt says that can be exaggerated or blown up to an issue will be, while Obama will stutter like a runaway M60 and still be applauded as a 'Brilliant orator.'
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 10:52:33 AM »
Yes, pretty predictable.

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Some lib on TheHill got outraged, all bent out of shape, when some other commenter referred to him as "Jimmah." 
"How dare you call one of the Presidents of the United States that!!!   :rant: "   Easily offended.  Douche.  They get mad at me when I call obozo "king zero." 
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 10:53:58 AM »
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9. The President will come off looking like the President.

If Romney gets out of line, the President will spank him professionally.
That's a whole bunch of funny right there.
Owebuma has a hard time spanking his own monkey.
What's he gonna do, uummm Mitt to death?
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 11:22:34 AM »
"The president has been a failure, but you don't have to take my word for it.  Just ask Joe Biden."
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 12:00:05 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 03, 2012, 10:34:00 AM
What you all said.  Anything Mitt says that can be exaggerated or blown up to an issue will be, while Obama will stutter like a runaway M60 and still be applauded as a 'Brilliant orator.'

All of the ahhhs...errrssss...uuuuuhs will be just more signs of his super geniusnessest.  As well, the thousands of straw men that will die tonight is another indication that Obama is rooted in reality.  People that call Wile B. Obama on this will be called stupid and racist.

If Mitt lands a few personal jabs at the thin skinned one we may see a tantrum that will have the media up in arms about Romney being a meany while 0 stayed calm and composed.

I do not think we will see a dimes worth of difference between what the MSM cheerleads about and that of the DUmp.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 12:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 03, 2012, 10:52:33 AM
Yes, pretty predictable.

Some lib on TheHill got outraged, all bent out of shape, when some other commenter referred to him as "Jimmah." 
"How dare you call one of the Presidents of the United States that!!!   :rant: "   Easily offended.  Douche.  They get mad at me when I call obozo "king zero." 

Gosh, dude needs to get out more because I have called the President a helluva lot worse  :lmao:
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 01:40:44 PM »
I have very little interest in watching. Neither guy could possibly switch my vote.

The debates are for numbskulls who have no political philosophy. Pinheads.

I am a little curious,though, as to which dialect the Kenyan will choose for tonight.

His natural, colonial British accent? (Pock-ee-ston)

His Southside ghetto accent? (Nope, only used for local campaigning.)

His standard English affirmative-action-student accent? (Yep, going after whitey tonight.)

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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 02:07:03 PM »
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1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does

Blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah...

Is this DUmmie Pam in disguise or a CalPeg Haiku?  Too many commas DUmmie...
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 02:08:49 PM »
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1. Any other outcome
It would,seem to me,have to involve severe cheating in some form,or wild misinterpretation....
How in the world, does

Quote from: BEG on October 03, 2012, 02:07:03 PM
Blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah...

Is this DUmmie Pam in disguise or a CalPeg Haiku?  Too many commas DUmmie...

How does someone cheat in a debate?  Use a teleprompter?  Now who might do that?
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 02:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 03, 2012, 10:19:15 AM
How in the world, does one cheat in a debate?

I believe using facts is considered cheating to them
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 02:17:34 PM »
I wonder how many times "nuance" will be mentioned in the DUmp comments?  :p
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 02:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 03, 2012, 02:17:34 PM
I wonder how many times "nuance" will be mentioned in the DUmp comments?  :p


The number one word used by the DUmmies tonight will be "racist".   
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 02:28:37 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 03, 2012, 02:19:23 PM
The number one word used by the DUmmies tonight will be "racist".   

One could turn that into a drinking game.  'Course, I stopped drinking alcohol almost three years ago.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 02:34:11 PM »
Thundley's right.
I'm going for BSS's idea.  :cheersmate:
Good thing I'm off work tomorrow.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 02:41:29 PM »
It is a given that no matter what obama does, he will be declared the winner. And no matter what Romney does, he will be declared a rich racist who is out of touch and couldn't run a lemonade stand.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 03:11:49 PM »
Except that they can't hide Romney's words. Whatever their take is (racist, out of touch, etc.), even those who don't watch the debate will hear Romney's words. They can't editorialize without playing Romney's comments. And hopefully undecideds will watch at least part of the debates. I just don't think the media spin and their bogus polls have as much impact this time. They have to over sample dems just to get the results they want. That pretty much tells you independents and conservatives are breaking for Romney and aren't letting the polls influence their decision to get to the polls. Just as when the peanut farmer/rabbit slapper was "leading" Reagan, they want the boy king OUT. It will, however, suppress the left's vote. If 0bama is winning by such large margins many of them won't bother voting, especially since they aren't as enthused this year. And the younger voters have gone back to being apathetic. It's not "hip & cool" anymore because they've already "been there, done that".

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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 04:39:37 PM »
Jumping the gun.
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***OFFICIAL DEBATE THREAD #1****
I like to get an early start on things.

Fire away with your thoughts about the upcoming debate. 9
Of course, this will be far from only thread posted at the DUmp.
Too many primitives will want their own "glory", and won't be willing to share.
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4. Proposition: Starting debate threads way early is NumbSkullery. Yay or nay?
:lmao: :rotf:
Big long list of silly comments.  :mental:
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2012, 06:46:00 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2012, 02:28:37 PM
One could turn that into a drinking game.  'Course, I stopped drinking alcohol almost three years ago.

Going to be a long, sober night for the DUmpmonkeys.  :lmao:
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So who is ready to get Drunk? Debate Drinking Game
Every time Mitt Romney tries to fact check Obama take a drink.
Every Time Mitt Romney tries to lie take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney says a Zinger take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney can't answer a question about his taxes take a drink.
There's more but I do not want us to get to drunk before the debate gets to half time.

Be sure to buy as cheap of liquor as possible because this could be over quickly if you spend to much. I'm going with the Cheap arbermist wine I got 3 large bottles ready to go.
Buy the good stuff, you cheap-ass. May as well enjoy at least one drink.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 06:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 03, 2012, 06:46:00 PM
Going to be a long, sober night for the DUmpmonkeys.  :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021459298Buy the good stuff, you cheap-ass. May as well enjoy at least one drink.

Whoa.

That's the primitive who was having all sorts of anxiety- and panic-attacks because a house-key Federal Expressed to him hadn't gotten to him yet.

He appears mellow now.  The key must've gotten there.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 06:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on October 03, 2012, 02:41:29 PM
It is a given that no matter what obama does, he will be declared the winner. And no matter what Romney does, he will be declared a rich racist who is out of touch and couldn't run a lemonade stand.

And of course, the DUmpmonkeys and the media don't see ANY inconsistency here at all.  :whatever:
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 06:59:29 PM »
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So who is ready to get Drunk? Debate Drinking Game
Every time Mitt Romney tries to fact check Obama take a drink.
Every Time Mitt Romney tries to lie take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney says a Zinger take a Drink.
Every time Mitt Romney can't answer a question about his taxes take a drink.
There's more but I do not want us to get to drunk before the debate gets to half time.

Be sure to buy as cheap of liquor as possible because this could be over quickly if you spend to much. I'm going with the Cheap arbermist wine I got 3 large bottles ready to go.

If you take a shot each time Obozo the Klown King refers to 'inherited' problems or 'the previous administration,' and a sip each time he say 'uhhh,' you'll be passed out on the floor in twenty minutes.
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Re: Regardless of the outcome tonight.
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 06:59:41 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 03, 2012, 06:50:05 PM
And of course, the DUmpmonkeys and the media don't see ANY inconsistency here at all.  :whatever:

What are you talking about?  It's obvious that Mitt is a moron who is living off his inheritance from daddy.  Except he, uhh, you know, gave that all away.
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