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Offline Rebel Yell

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Vacation (The Beach)
« on: May 27, 2008, 02:16:57 PM »
I'm not a beach guy, but the wife loves it.  I've done a tour in the Navy, and don't get all excited about the ocean anymore.  St. Augustine has the cleanest water of any beach I've been to in the U.S.  There was no crowd, no partying teenagers, and that was the way I liked it.


My wife got embarrassed by my swim trunks, she should be used to them by now.


She hated the beach towel I bought even more.  Look at this sexy beast.


She told me with the swim trunks and beach towel, I was just showing how big a redneck I am.  SO I told her to get a picture of Captain Confederacy.
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Re: Vacation (The Beach)
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 02:20:08 PM »
I threw up a little bit in my mouth their in the middle part.

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Re: Vacation (The Beach)
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 02:26:23 PM »
I threw up a little bit in my mouth their in the middle part.
Whew!!!
 
I had to double check when I scrolled back up.  I thought for a second my junk was showing.

My wife is ashamed of me, ALOT.
I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad