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primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« on: October 01, 2012, 07:40:13 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021448071

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Poll_Blind (21,468 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:16 PM

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.

Further investigation of the enclosure revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had eaten the farmer, leaving behind few uneaten body parts. Now the Coos County Sheriff’s Office is investigating how Garner “ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him.” According to the Sheriff's statement:

There are several scenarios being investigated, including that Mr. Garner had a health event, such as a heart attack, which then put him in a position where the hogs could consume him. Another scenario being investigated is that given the age and health of Mr. Garner, that one or more of the hogs knocked Mr. Garner to the ground, whereupon that hogs killed and consumed him.

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This isn’t the first time hogs have eaten their farmers.

Really, really, really terrible way to die. That carnivore thing cuts both ways, though. I sincerely hope he had a massive stroke/heart/aneurism or something that killed him before his knees started to buckle.

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tularetom (16,576 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:32 PM

6. My grandfather had an expression when you asked where somebody was

"He went to take a shit and the hogs ate him"

As kids we always thought it was hilarious.

Doesn't sound quite as funny now.

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GoneOffShore (9,676 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:33 PM

7. We do we eat animals? Because they would eat us if they could.

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SoapBox (4,071 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:49 PM

11. wow...this just, weird.

I'm not sure even a "B" director in Hollywood, could come up with a horror plot like this.

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Itchinjim (2,180 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:50 PM

12. My late mother grew up on a farm in Clinton county, Iowa and she mentioned a few times about a neighbor of theirs who went out one morning to feed the hogs, had a stroke or heart attack in the pig pen and ended up literally feed for the hogs. Domestic pigs can be very scary animals. Don't believe me? Get between a sow and her piglets and see if you survive five seconds.

My condolences of course, but I hope the old guy was a (D) voter.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2012, 07:48:15 PM »
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SoapBox (4,071 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:49 PM

11. wow...this just, weird.

I'm not sure even a "B" director in Hollywood, could come up with a horror plot like this.

Actually, it's been the plot of a couple of TV shows already, including Chris Carter's Millennium.

And remember the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy falls into the pig corral and had to be rescued by Burt Lahr? There was a reason his character was so scared.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2012, 08:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 01, 2012, 07:48:15 PM
Actually, it's been the plot of a couple of TV shows already, including Chris Carter's Millennium.

And remember the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy falls into the pig corral and had to be rescued by Burt Lahr? There was a reason his character was so scared.

I remember that Dorothy scene.  My Grannie insisted it was no laughing manner, the scene really horrified her.  She grew up on an old family farm.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 09:14:18 PM »
Yeah, it's funny how when the primitives come into contact with an aspect of reality they refuse to recognize it.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 09:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 01, 2012, 07:48:15 PM
Actually, it's been the plot of a couple of TV shows already, including Chris Carter's Millennium.

And remember the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy falls into the pig corral and had to be rescued by Burt Lahr? There was a reason his character was so scared.

In the novel "Hannibal", and the movie based on it, one of the main characters gets eaten alive by hogs.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 09:34:45 PM »
Would you eat a pig that ate a people?  How do you know you haven't already. 

Points to ponder.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 09:51:33 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 01, 2012, 09:34:45 PM
Would you eat a pig that ate a people?  How do you know you haven't already. 

Points to ponder.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 09:57:59 PM »
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Itchinjim (2,180 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:50 PM

12. My late mother grew up on a farm in Clinton county, Iowa and she mentioned a few times about a neighbor of theirs who went out one morning to feed the hogs, had a stroke or heart attack in the pig pen and ended up literally feed for the hogs. Domestic pigs can be very scary animals. Don't believe me? Get between a sow and her piglets and see if you survive five seconds.

Try a wild bore. Yet you libs shit your pants and clutch your pearls when hunters shoot them because their populations are out of control.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 09:58:14 PM »
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That carnivore thing cuts both ways, though.

Oh yes, I am going vegan now.  Thanks (D)Ullard. :bird:

Yeah, right.  Where's the left over pork steaks at? :hyper:


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 Itchinjim (2,180 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:50 PM

12. My late mother grew up on a farm in Clinton county, Iowa and she mentioned a few times about a neighbor of theirs who went out one morning to feed the hogs, had a stroke or heart attack in the pig pen and ended up literally feed for the hogs. Domestic pigs can be very scary animals. Don't believe me? Get between a sow and her piglets and see if you survive five seconds.

Important safety tip for small children and idiot, urban-dwelling liberals who, lack the sense to keep away from an animal and it's litter.

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SoapBox (4,071 posts)   Mon Oct 1, 2012, 07:49 PM

11. wow...this just, weird.

I'm not sure even a "B" director in Hollywood, could come up with a horror plot like this.

Not true, Idiot.  Get out of your 2 sq. mi. urban shithole bubbleland and you'd be amazed at what happens.  Heh,....H/T to BEG:  You can almost hear the clutching of pearls with this one.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 10:00:37 PM »
Quote from: dandi on October 01, 2012, 09:23:07 PM
In the novel "Hannibal", and the movie based on it, one of the main characters gets eaten alive by hogs.

I remember that now, thanks for the jog!
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 10:06:16 PM »
Quote from: BEG on October 01, 2012, 09:57:59 PM
Try a wild bore. Yet you libs shit your pants and clutch your pearls when hunters shoot them because their populations are out of control.
That is a wild pig, THAT is a wild bore...
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 10:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on October 01, 2012, 10:06:16 PM
That is a wild pig, THAT is a wild bore...


Was that douche really funny once upon a time?

I must have missed it.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 10:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on October 01, 2012, 10:06:16 PM
That is a wild pig, THAT is a wild bore...


The idiot in the picture is an insufferable bore. Look for his twitter comments on twitchy.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2012, 06:12:12 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4[/youtube]
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2012, 08:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on October 02, 2012, 06:12:12 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4[/youtube]

I was just talking about that very scene last night.  Good movie, one of my favorites.
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Re: primitives discuss farmer eaten by pigs
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2012, 10:50:03 AM »
There was a ye older serial killer who robbed visitors and disposed of the bodies in the hog pens.
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