Take your useless, know-it-all PSAs and shove them up your pathetic, stupid ass.
There's two reasons the oblate spheroid lights such useless campfires on Skins's island.
There's maybe a dozen, maybe a score, of primitives from Skins's island who live in or around San Diego--the rich bitch the kpete primitive being the most prominent--and one doubts they rely upon Vlada Mitty for knowing what's happening there.
(a) the oblate spheroid lights such campfires because it beats doing anything
real in her life, including finding out what's happening down in Ensenada; she can sit and post, and applaud herself for doing a "good deed."
(b) Vlada Mitty wants attention, as she isn't getting any from her husband.
edited to replace word "hope" with "post;" dunno how or why that happened