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Offline Mr Mannn

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Headlines Nov 7th. Romney Landslide. Hey DU! Eat this!
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:08:16 PM »
FOX projects Romney as winner.
Romney declares victory, Mandate.
Media refuses to announce winner.
Obama refuses to concede, demands recount.
DUers leave basements, weep in streets, apply for disability bandwagon via Traumatic Diebold Syndrome.
Obama declares martial law, is ignored.
Obama orders all republicans arrested, military and police ignore.
Would-be rioters shot by armed citizens. No charges filed.
Holder Flees country, given sanctuary in China.
Occupiers bathe.
Skittle shitting unicorn found dead of overdose.
Free Ponies recalled en masse.
Chris Matthews leg no longer tingles, it feels wet.
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Re: Headlines Nov 7th. Romney Landslide. Hey DU! Eat this!
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 09:34:32 PM »
High 5.
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Re: Headlines Nov 7th. Romney Landslide. Hey DU! Eat this!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2012, 03:12:31 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 30, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
FOX projects Romney as winner.
Romney declares victory, Mandate.
Media refuses to announce winner.
Obama refuses to concede, demands recount.
DUers leave basements, weep in streets, apply for disability bandwagon via Traumatic Diebold Syndrome.
Obama declares martial law, is ignored.
Obama orders all republicans arrested, military and police ignore.
Would-be rioters shot by armed citizens. No charges filed.
Holder Flees country, given sanctuary in China.
Occupiers bathe.
Skittle shitting unicorn found dead of overdose.
Free Ponies recalled en masse.
Chris Matthews leg no longer tingles, it feels wet. (He starts wearing suits with dark pants!)


I believed all along the "tingle" Crissy felt was a "dribble down the leg" instead.   :lmao:
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Re: Headlines Nov 7th. Romney Landslide. Hey DU! Eat this!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 12:21:36 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 01, 2012, 03:12:31 AM
I believed all along the "tingle" Crissy felt was a "dribble down the leg" instead.   :lmao:
Diarrhea from both ends.  :pokingpoop:
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Re: Headlines Nov 7th. Romney Landslide. Hey DU! Eat this!
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 12:05:24 AM »
I can't wait to watch MSNBC that night. It is going to be beautiful...
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