Iran Making 'Wireless Atomic Energy' Not Nuke Missiles__ScrappleFace

[megimoo]

" Once we deliver this burst of energy to our Jewish brothers, their entire city will be freed from dependence on oil.”

"Yeh right in an airburst at one thousand feet !"

 Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in response to an International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) report accusing his government of withholding information about its nuclear program, today suggested that Iran may be pioneering development of “wireless atomic energy” that could “ultimately end dependence on oil” in some countries.
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“The American puppets see our warheads, explosives and enriched uranium and they immediately think ‘bombs’,” said the Iranian leader. “They have not even considered that we might have discovered a new, wireless way to rapidly deliver lots of nuclear energy to all of the people in a single city all at once — even a city the size of Jerusalem, or Tel Aviv. Once we deliver this burst of energy to our Jewish brothers, their entire city will be freed from dependence on oil.”

http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2984

[Randy]

My, How arrogant, he's talking about unleashing an EMP over Israel.  Where's Jimmeah to excuse this? Of course the media will help so the old tick fart won't have to lie to awful bad....

Someone needs to explain to Ashcanmadman the realities of MAD.

[Chris_]

My, How arrogant, he's talking about unleashing an EMP over Israel.  Where's Jimmeah to excuse this? Of course the media will help so the old tick fart won't have to lie to awful bad....

Someone needs to explain to Ashcanmadman the realities of MAD.

Umm.. you know it is Scappleface, right?

[DumbAss Tanker]

My, How arrogant, he's talking about unleashing an EMP over Israel.  Where's Jimmeah to excuse this? Of course the media will help so the old tick fart won't have to lie to awful bad....

Someone needs to explain to Ashcanmadman the realities of MAD.

Scrappleface is a Conservative satire site, like Little Green Footballs...pretty good stuff!