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Twas' The Night Before Elections
« on: September 28, 2012, 05:49:04 PM »
T'was the night before elections,

And all thru' the town,

Tempers were flaring

Emotions ran up and down.

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap,

Had shut off the TV,

tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,

There arose such a noise,

I peered out my window,

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet,

They wanted my pay

To hand out to others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money,

And quick as a wink,

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart.

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, on Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,

And as they flew out of sight,

I heard him laugh at a nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final note...

IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!


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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2012, 07:58:22 PM »
 :rotf:

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 12:04:19 PM »
IF only that could get posted at DU and Daily Kos and not get deleated.  :rotf:
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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2012, 02:15:53 PM »
I notice it's bringing up my BS count so someone who disagrees is reading it.  :-) :rotf: :rofl:

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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2012, 07:02:20 PM »
Now that was good!!!
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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2012, 11:23:52 PM »
I notice it's bringing up my BS count so someone who disagrees is reading it.  :-) :rotf: :rofl:
It got a High 5 from me!   :-)

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Re: Twas' The Night Before Elections
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 04:44:19 AM »
It got a High 5 from me!   :-)

I just added one to his H5 count.  Well-deserved.
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