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Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« on: September 25, 2012, 01:59:41 PM »
CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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Scientists have found a sure-fire way for men to live longer - but most red-blooded males will find the method unpalatably painful.

Researchers in Korea have shown that eunuchs - castrated men living centuries ago - outlived other men by a significant margin.

They say their findings suggest that male sex hormones are responsible for shortening the lives of men.



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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 02:00:28 PM »
THE LIBMEN ARE GOING TO OUTLAST YALL!  :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 02:10:20 PM »
Ah, No, I'll just check out early.
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 03:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 25, 2012, 02:00:28 PM
THE LIBMEN ARE GOING TO OUTLAST YALL!  :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

The fix for that is to shoot 'em early and often.

Problem solved.  Problem staying solved.
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 03:55:10 PM »
What a crock od bullchit.  The reason the eunuchs lived longer is because they didn't have a woman of their own to help shorten their lives.
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 03:56:07 PM »
I'm sure that while the men folks ventured out and did battle and other dangerous activities while the eunuchs stayed back in the comforts of home had nothing to do with lifespans.  :whistling:
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 05:31:39 PM »
I doubt this is true. and even if it was...quality always outweighs quantity.

Still, I'll be on the lookout for guys with falsettos crying, "I'll live forever, b!tch!"
That's the time for a mercy shooting. Take em out with a bang!
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 05:36:11 PM »
If they had put vagina's on trees instead of women, men would live a lot longer. :-)
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 05:43:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2012, 05:36:11 PM
If they had put vagina's on trees instead of women, men would live a lot longer. :-)
No. The angry squirrels would kill us.
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 06:39:06 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2012, 05:36:11 PM
If they had put vagina's on trees instead of women, men would live a lot longer. :-)
There would be a lot more trees around.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 08:41:44 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2012, 05:36:11 PM
If they had put vagina's on trees instead of women, men would live a lot longer. :-)

We'd call ourselves Sappy Britches.
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 09:37:52 PM »
Ewww. 

I really thought it would be staying single.  Seems like guys who have to do more for themselves as they age stay healthier. 
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »
The first guy that has to pick splinters out of his balls is going to find something else to do with his time.  :rotf:
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 08:03:03 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4[/youtube]
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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 08:05:21 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2012, 05:36:11 PM
If they had put vagina's on trees instead of women, men would live a lot longer. :-)

Look at that beaver on that tree!  :rimshot:

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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2012, 10:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 26, 2012, 08:05:21 AM
Look at that beaver on that tree!  :rimshot:



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Re: Scientists find the secret of longer life for men.......
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2012, 01:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on September 26, 2012, 08:03:03 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4[/youtube]

Sorry but the line in the script that says   " The Jig is up '"   almost knocked me off my chair.  Oh what fun before everyone was placed in the PC of the last few years.

From what I was taught the casterated to serve in the  Harems had the whole job as someone squealed on just the older slaves that were just de-balled that they could still get it up.       Only the male slaves that had not reached puberty were allowed to keep more and their voices stayed high pitch. 

Interesting practices into the history of males.  More then one female Opera singer at death was found to be a male casterated as a young child.  Shocked the world.

I guess this is not a subject any male wants to get into but for woman that is in a field of medicine rather interesting.   I still think that Loretta Bobbit made her mistake in not having a dog to stand by and fed the scraps of meat she could feed them.
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