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Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« on: September 25, 2012, 12:51:23 PM »
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Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says

September 25, 2012 10:50 AM

By Alex Sundby

(CBS News) BLTs next year might have to forego the B, according to a British trade group.

Britain's National Pig Association, "the voice of the British pig industry," warned recently that a global shortage of bacon and pork "is now unavoidable" because of shrinking herds.

The trade group reported Thursday that annual pig production for Europe's main pig producers fell across the board between 2011 and 2012, a trend that "is being mirrored around the world." The group tied the decline to increased feed costs, an effect of poor harvests for corn and soybeans.

Even though the pig association issued its dire prediction as part of a campaign to get British supermarkets to pay pig farmers more for their products, the possibility of a pork shortage received plenty of coverage in American news outlets.

The 'National Pig Association" . . . ain't that another way of saying "Frenchmen" by the British? :tongue:

The rest of the story is here:  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57519703/global-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-group-says/

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 02:04:32 PM »
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 02:07:14 PM »
Bacon shortage! The world really is coming to an end!

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 02:16:45 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 02:42:24 PM »
It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 02:47:44 PM »
Bacon shortage! The world really is coming to an end!

You watch; the last scraps of it will disappear, come December 21st.

Well played, Mayans. :cheers1:
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 02:59:54 PM »
No, Muslims don't like bacon and they have done this!   :rant:






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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 03:04:39 PM »
The Brit Pig farms need to get with the times. Pig farms in the states can produce a 300Ib butcher ready pig in as little as 6 months.
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 03:16:10 PM »
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  campaign to get British supermarkets to pay pig farmers more for their products 

So, what happened to "competition". .
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 03:28:11 PM »
The Brit Pig farms need to get with the times. Pig farms in the states can produce a 300Ib butcher ready pig in as little as 6 months.

Better bacon through chemistry?

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »
Better bacon through chemistry?

Some vitamins but it's mainly about environmental controls and lodging.
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 05:17:56 PM »
Some vitamins but it's mainly about environmental controls and lodging.

When I was told what a few degrees in temperature meant in the hog barns, I couldn't believe it. 88 degrees and they're up grunting, moving and burning up calories(fat/meat). 91 degrees and they're laying around sleeping and putting on weight.
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 05:26:36 PM »
When I was told what a few degrees in temperature meant in the hog barns, I couldn't believe it. 88 degrees and they're up grunting, moving and burning up calories(fat/meat). 91 degrees and they're laying around sleeping and putting on weight.

So global warming = more bacon?
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 05:27:41 PM »
I live in Iowa, the biggest pork producing state in the nation.
Y'all aint getting any bacon till we get ours. so nyah.

Besides these are whiny baby Europeans. This is likely an EU problem.
Mannnly Americans will never go without. With the exception of Michelle's lunches for girly-boys.

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 12:52:53 PM »
I live in Iowa, the biggest pork producing state in the nation.
Y'all aint getting any bacon till we get ours. so nyah.

Besides these are whiny baby Europeans. This is likely an EU problem.
Mannnly Americans will never go without. With the exception of Michelle's lunches for girly-boys.

North Carolina has some of the biggest Hogs I have ever seen, head down RT.13 from VA Beach and get lost-------drive the side roads past farms and you will see these huge pens with hogs the size of a small milk cow lazing about as the farmers turn on the water sprinklers to cool them down in very hot temperatures.  Each Hog in a separate pen on concrete.

Stopped one day to get directions back to the highway and the farmer and wife seeing I was fascinated by the size of the brutes gave us a tour of their operation.     Amazing the low tech operations they ran, coupled with a few high tech computers. None of with anything more high tech then my cheapo HP.

Now I do not know if the farmer was messing with us Yankees but he said in that neck of the woods the farmers brought the hogs to slaughter at night when it was cool and  dark to kept them calm.  According to him, if the Hogs are over excited Adrenalin goes through the body and [turns] the meat.  Smithfield up the road in VA. only picked up the hogs slaughtered at night, some of the other company's would pick up at any time day or night.  The reason why some pork products smell off to the buyer.

Fear not, if bacon has a shortage the people in the south west over run by the wild Hogs will soon have their problem solved.

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2012, 01:01:28 PM »
Fear not, if bacon has a shortage the people in the south west over run by the wild Hogs will soon have their problem solved.

We've got wild pigs are in the Adirondacks now.
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2012, 01:43:45 PM »
I think we are good for bacon down here for a while.... :-)

http://www.bradenton.com/2012/09/26/4215705/in-texas-feral-hogs-are-winning.html

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FORT WORTH, Texas — Texas upped the ante in its battle with feral hogs a year ago when it passed a "pork choppers" law that allows recreational shooters to blast wild pigs from low-flying helicopters.  The state doesn't track the number of hogs killed by aerial gunners, but a new report from the Texas AgriLife Extension Service clearly shows the prolific pigs are winning the war.

As in all conflicts, there is money to be made.Some helicopter companies say business is better than they ever imagined for shoots that cost from $1,500 to $2,000.On the ground, a growing number of trappers, landowners and wholesalers are cashing in on all that free-roaming protein by selling trapped hogs to meat-processing plants..

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2012, 01:56:47 PM »
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2012, 02:30:26 PM »
We've got wild pigs are in the Adirondacks now.

Hope you have open season and a bounty on these critters.   A farmed hog is dangerous, I got chased through a field to put tack on a horse as a kid, this farmed male wanted the leather I was told.  

Wild hogs that in 2 generations grow those tusks that DE gut the best hunting dogs and can give a hunter gangrene if they slice into them are worse then being attacked by a bear.  Far as I know I have no idea what bear spray will do to an angry boar.  

Do any hunters out there know if bear spray will stop these slicing and dicing machines ???????

Just saw your post IF,  Darn if Texas has not got a problem on its hands.  These machines from hell can eat most anything and the more food they have the larger the litters from the sow.  So far in Texas are the Hogs still solitary families or are they learning to hunt in packs ??

You said it, these beasts are at times smarter then a dog.    Only thing I can think of is to get Madison Ave. to make their hide fashionable, we saw what happend to the alligators in Florida when their hide became a wanted commodity.  Took just a few years and the suckers were placed on the endangered list.    With the Asian Carp up north, Chiefs are working to find a way to make them a desired dish. Get them to the dinner plate and their numbers will go down rapidly.
  Until some liberal and Peta comes along crying, oh the poor things.

 Florida needs to start a program for boot makers to use snake skin, and  make vests. There it is right in front of our eyes a business just waiting to be built on using what we want to be rid of.

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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2012, 02:50:28 PM »
Hope you have open season and a bounty on these critters.   A farmed hog is dangerous, I got chased through a field to put tack on a horse as a kid, this farmed male wanted the leather I was told.  

Wild hogs that in 2 generations grow those tusks that DE gut the best hunting dogs and can give a hunter gangrene if they slice into them are worse then being attacked by a bear.  Far as I know I have no idea what bear spray will do to an angry boar.  

Do any hunters out there know if bear spray will stop these slicing and dicing machines ???????

Just saw your post IF,  Darn if Texas has not got a problem on its hands.  These machines from hell can eat most anything and the more food they have the larger the litters from the sow.  So far in Texas are the Hogs still solitary families or are they learning to hunt in packs ??

You said it, these beasts are at times smarter then a dog.    Only thing I can think of is to get Madison Ave. to make their hide fashionable, we saw what happend to the alligators in Florida when their hide became a wanted commodity.  Took just a few years and the suckers were placed on the endangered list.    With the Asian Carp up north, Chiefs are working to find a way to make them a desired dish. Get them to the dinner plate and their numbers will go down rapidly.
  Until some liberal and Peta comes along crying, oh the poor things.

 Florida needs to start a program for boot makers to use snake skin, and  make vests. There it is right in front of our eyes a business just waiting to be built on using what we want to be rid of.

NYSDEC wants them dead.  A small game license is all that's needed, and there is no season or bag limit.  They've been spotted 10 or so miles from the deer camp I hunt at.
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2012, 05:42:42 PM »
North Carolina has some of the biggest Hogs I have ever seen,
Optical illusion. The big ones were likely raised in Iowa and purchased by jealous NC farmers.
Home grown NC hogs are only about 3 pounds total, and they speak French. The farmers who raise them are all girly boys, who attend all male square dances...wearing dresses. So do the pigs.

All in all its a pretty sad state of affairs in North Carolina Farm country. The State Ag Commishun's motto is, "At least we're not as bad as New Jersey."

Not surprisingly there are a lot of Ptarmigans in NC...

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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2012, 11:20:26 AM »
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Re: Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2012, 06:32:39 AM »
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