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The Anger of the Primitives
« on: September 24, 2012, 12:35:39 PM »
With all the threads I have sifted through, it seems many primitives see Teh Won winning as a foregone conclusion. As they know they are going to repeatedly inhale, and exhale, they KNOW Owebama is going to win in1 month, 12 days. (poll is open until the 1 month mark hits) Their hopes are high. Their resolve has never been stronger. So here's the question, if/when the opposite happens, what will be the level of distress for the primitives?

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012, 12:45:03 PM »
I voted Defcon mode.

Because we all know DUmmies lie, they lie all the time and Skins will have to close down the DUmp for a period of time to mitigate shameful display.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012, 12:47:31 PM »
Defcon Mode: Close DU down for x amount of time to only members....They're going to deprive us of our much deserved fun.

 Honestly Moving Out of the Country...too much to even hope for.

Hospitalization....and just who do you think will get stuck with the bill?

Suicide. It's the only way out....and who do you think will get stuck with cleanibng up that mess?
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 12:48:39 PM »
If I had to pick just one, I'm going with Absolute Rage. Sure, theyll go to DUpmcon 1, but there are enough moles there to ensure that nothing the primitives do gets missed. My mole might have to come out of hibernation for that.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012, 12:54:07 PM »
If I had to pick just one, I'm going with Absolute Rage. Sure, theyll go to DUpmcon 1, but there are enough moles there to ensure that nothing the primitives do gets missed. My mole might have to come out of hibernation for that.

Fixored as much as I could. I couldn't totally edit to tick the option to choose more than one. :( I should have done it in the first place. :thatsright:

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 01:25:28 PM »
I went with "Absolute Rage."  See, they'll go to DUmpCon Red no matter what happens.  But, it's not the only thing they'll do.  They'll go absolutely batshit with rage, in that the country has so many racists in it.  The more unbalanced ones (all of them?) will lash out at whatever they perceive as Republican, some with physical violence.

And then it gets "interesting."
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 01:37:56 PM »
Rage to the Nth degree.
Shutting the DUmp down, won't help a bit. Too many moles.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »
All of the above except 6. A lot of them said that they would move after Bush got reelected. They're still here...unfortunately.

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 02:31:38 PM »
All of the above except 6. A lot of them said that they would move after Bush got reelected. They're still here...unfortunately.

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 02:32:52 PM »
I picked 'rage'.

I don't think some of them think the outcome is a foregone conclusion - I've seen several OPs starting with "If Obama loses. . ." and others with "If Romney (I used the correct spelling rather than one of the many wrong ones they use) wins. . ."  In every one of those the OP was chastised and cautioned to use "when" rather than "if", but I think there is some doubt hanging around over there.

Then they will rant and rave about election fraud, voter ID, stolen elections, no paper trails in electronic machines, and the general unfairness of it all.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 02:34:03 PM »
Coach's Rule #1: "DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie."

More to the point, any country worth living in (in their minds) won't have them.

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 02:40:49 PM »
"Rage" of course being predominant, but two things will never happen, even though one wishes they would:

-the primitives moving out of the country
-the primitives offing themselves

Those will never happen, unfortunately.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 02:56:20 PM »
"Rage" of course being predominant, but two things will never happen, even though one wishes they would:

-the primitives moving out of the country
-the primitives offing themselves

Those will never happen, unfortunately.

Right after they get jobs.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 03:02:13 PM »
Right after they get jobs.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 03:12:21 PM »
"Rage" of course being predominant, but two things will never happen, even though one wishes they would:

-the primitives moving out of the country
-the primitives offing themselves

Those will never happen, unfortunately.

Haha. Who says I'm not trying to give them ideas, Frank?

One can only hope they change their minds.

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2012, 03:27:09 PM »
The DUmmies have jobs...they work on the government dairy farm...milking the government cow.

I was reminded this past weekend--really, I'd forgotten all about it--that there's a ticket waiting for me, ready for me to pick up any time I want it, a first-class ticket to ride the social security disability gravy train, like the now-gone HawkeyeX primitive, the Odin2005 primitive, the Las Vegas Leviathan, and many other primitives sitting the parlor-car, the servile taxpayers waiting on them hand-and-foot, catering to their every whim.

I'd forgotten all about it because it wasn't anything that particularly interested me, for a multitude of reasons.

I'm sure the big guy in Omaha--and many other "disabled" primitives--would give his eye-teeth for this ticket.

I dunno how $1331 a month stacks up with what the parasitical primitives get, but one has to include all the free medical care one wants in the mix, along with other social services goodies.

If the adult wins the presidential race, I'll forget about that waiting ticket, letting it get yellow and dusty in the safe, and go on in life as I always have, on my own two feet, at my own pace, free as a bird.

But if Barack Milhous wins, I'm seriously considering using it.  The disability fund's supposed to be depleted within 3-4 years, and by my jumping aboard the gravy train, it'll get even more crowded, and the fund depleted even more quickly, meaning that the primitives also riding will be tossed off all the sooner, and have to pound the pavement looking for ways and means of supporting themselves, rather than mooching off the taxpayers.

I dunno, because it causes all sorts of convulsions with the conscience and those values one has; we'll see--and of course if the adult wins, it's no issue at all. 
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2012, 05:04:25 PM »
Absolute Rage. Even though some of them know they will lose, its in the water at the island. They will rage with all the rest.

I especially will love to see the calls for violent revolution/assassination. I would love to burn a mole asking if they will apologize to Sarah when they demand death for Republicans.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2012, 05:11:19 PM »

I dunno how $1331 a month stacks up with what the parasitical primitives get
, but one has to include all the free medical care one wants in the mix, along with other social services goodies.

Peanuts Frank. The DUmmies all have PhD's in how to get the most milk from the government cows. ...they don't milk just one cow but a whole herd of government cows. .... then they slip into the charity herd with tales of whoa.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2012, 05:21:04 PM »
I knew one gal who hit Arizona, Nevada, and California all at the same time. She had a nice car and made frequent trips to each state. Multiply that disability by three, plus three times the prescription drugs for sale...
this gal had a racket going.

Oh yeah, she was a baby machine too. Keep the cash flowing.

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« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2012, 05:55:46 PM »
Peanuts Frank. The DUmmies all have PhD's in how to get the most milk from the government cows. ...they don't milk just one cow but a whole herd of government cows. .... then they slip into the charity herd with tales of whoa.

But with all medical expenses and the rent covered, and some food stamps, I'd still be sitting pretty.

And I'd be able to sit around all day posting here, and attending an occasional protest.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2012, 06:14:14 PM »
But with all medical expenses and the rent covered, and some food stamps, I'd still be sitti pretty.

And I'd be able to sit around all day posting here, and attending an occasional protest.

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2012, 06:16:42 PM »
You know,  for the pain.  :rofl:

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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2012, 06:22:01 PM »
You should cash in, coach. That $1300 would buy a new computer.

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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2012, 06:30:27 PM »
You know,  for the pain.  :rofl:

I knew what you were getting at.

Besides the big guy wanting my piece of paper so badly he'd probably try just about anything to get it, I'm sure there's plenty of dope-growing primitives who'd want a piece of the William Rivers Pitt, as it's great fertilizer, and pure and natural and antique to boot.
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Re: The Anger of the Primitives
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2012, 07:38:56 PM »
"Rage" of course being predominant, but two things will never happen, even though one wishes they would:

-the primitives moving out of the country
-the primitives offing themselves

Those will never happen, unfortunately.

Well ya know coach, I have learned to never say never.  I strongly agree with the no on moving, but one should not discount the possible negative effect of strong drink or drugs upon weak minds thus causing the unintended consequence of waking up dead. Unintentional suicide is still suicide, is it not, accidental though it may be? :-)
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