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First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« on: September 24, 2012, 10:00:42 AM »
I found a bag of pot on my property yesterday, alongside the road. It was a considerable amount, cleaned of stems and most of its seeds, easily an ounce in dry weight giving it a street value of several hundred dollars.

I've no use for it (fermented carrot juice FTW!) so I threw it away.

Racoons are a habitual problem out here and as I was going about the morning ritual of cleaning up the garbage can spilings I noticed the bag was nowhere to be found.

COON 1: Duuude! You are so wasted! You have these dark circles under your eyes.

COON 2: You idiot, we're racoons.

COON 1: We are? Whoa! I thought I just dreamed that.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012, 09:37:45 PM »
 :lol:


Geesh.  I would have called the cops... guarded the area until they got there... treated the stuff about like a bomb!
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012, 09:58:49 PM »
Quote from: longview on September 24, 2012, 09:37:45 PM
:lol:

Geesh.  I would have called the cops... guarded the area until they got there... treated the stuff about like a bomb!

It would take the sheriff nearly 3/4 of an hour just to get here; including traveling across 22 miles of dirt road once he left the highway.

Not worth it.

Considering the amount that was lost it's probably from a local home grower. Otherwise someone spent several hundred dollars to leave it on my property.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 10:02:31 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 24, 2012, 09:58:49 PM
It would take the sheriff nearly 3/4 of an hour just to get here; including traveling across 22 miles of dirt road once he left the highway.

Not worth it.

Considering the amount that was lost it's probably from a local home grower. Otherwise someone spent several hundred dollars to leave it on my property.

Someone trying to set you up?  :tinfoil2:
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 08:23:21 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 24, 2012, 10:02:31 PM
Someone trying to set you up?  :tinfoil2:

Ptarmigans. :fuelfire:
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 08:24:45 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 24, 2012, 10:02:31 PM
Someone trying to set you up?  :tinfoil2:

Hardly.

House is easily 100 yards from the road and this was right at the edge of the property and road.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 03:58:22 PM »
Rabbits are Communists and Fascists.  :fuelfire:
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 04:57:14 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2012, 03:58:22 PM
Rabbits are Communists and Fascists.  :fuelfire:

Whoa whoa whoa... whoa... excuuuuse me?
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 05:32:31 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on September 25, 2012, 04:57:14 PM
Whoa whoa whoa... whoa... excuuuuse me?


Oh, ****. Here we go...
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 06:30:47 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 25, 2012, 05:32:31 PM

Oh, ****. Here we go...

There is always threats of things like this ending up in the Fight Club. Never happens.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 06:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2012, 06:30:47 PM
There is always threats of things like this ending up in the Fight Club. Never happens.

You could start the thread....... :fuelfire:
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 06:33:45 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 25, 2012, 06:32:51 PM
You could start the thread....... :fuelfire:

So expose me as a closeted bunny lover, which is a flat out lie. I hate bunnies and will always hate them sodomite damned beasts.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 06:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2012, 06:30:47 PM
There is always threats of things like this ending up in the Fight Club. Never happens.

Stop being a *****, bird up, and take those ****ing rabbits down, dude.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 06:50:02 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 25, 2012, 06:41:04 PM
Stop being a *****, bird up, and take those ****ing rabbits down, dude.

No reason to take it that way. Everyone needs to see and be exposed to the truth about bunnies.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 08:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2012, 06:50:02 PM
No reason to take it that way. Everyone needs to see and be exposed to the truth about bunnies.

You ok buddy?
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2012, 11:30:57 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 25, 2012, 08:09:51 PM
You ok buddy?

I am fine. I am exposing the truth about bunnies and needs to be for humanity and ptarmigans.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 25, 2012, 08:09:51 PM
You ok buddy?

Probably got bunnyslapped a few times . . . :tongue:
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2012, 09:46:30 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Probably got bunnyslapped a few times . . . :tongue:

Yeah, he just seems so, well, low key about it and everything....
Ya know? 
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2012, 01:57:14 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2012, 04:37:29 AM
Probably got bunnyslapped a few times . . . :tongue:

Never was bunnyslapped. Only telling the truth about bunnies.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2012, 08:50:17 PM »
Some people are just bitter because their first sight coming into the world is their mother's fat feathered ass smothering them.
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Re: First there were Republican deer; I give you Democrat racoons
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2012, 05:03:20 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 29, 2012, 08:50:17 PM
Some people are just bitter because their first sight coming into the world is their mother's fat feathered ass smothering them.

OOOh!  That's a double bunnyslap! :bitchslap:
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