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Offline franksolich

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primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« on: September 23, 2012, 06:17:46 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093459

Oh my.

It seems like something the pie-and-jam primitive would do.

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pscot (12,332 posts)  Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:16 AM

can i melt tar in the microwave?

I need to patch my roof. It seems like it should work, but I'd hate to end up scraping tar off the inside of the microwave.

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liberal N proud (40,528 posts)   Sun Sep 23, 2012, 11:18 AM

1. You will not be able to stand to be in the house afterward

Unless you love the smell of burning tar.

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hlthe2b (44,043 posts)   Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:45 PM

2. In the house?! Do you realize how toxic the chemicals that offgas can be?
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2012, 06:19:49 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 06:22:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 23, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093459

Oh my.

It seems like something the pie-and-jam primitive would do.


Someone needs to encourage the primitive . . . :whistling:
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 06:35:42 PM »
Tar in the microwave? Why yes you can dummie. Done it many times myself.  You put it in a big plastic bowl, set the microwave to max, set the timer for 99.99, and then go hit the bong for an hour and half. When your done with the bong, just go in and grab you a spatula and slather it all over the leak.

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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 07:15:36 PM »
Only works if you use a stainless steel bowl. Add some bleach, and ammonia to make its faster and better for mother gia.
 

Make sure all the windows and doors are closed and the oven is on.
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 07:45:33 PM »
Quote from: jukin on September 23, 2012, 07:15:36 PM
Only works if you use a stainless steel bowl. Add some bleach, and ammonia to make its faster and better for mother gia.
 

Make sure all the windows and doors are closed and the oven is on.

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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2012, 08:34:35 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
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Re: primitive wants to melt tar in the microwave
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 08:37:30 AM »
Quote from: jukin on September 23, 2012, 07:15:36 PM
Only works if you use a stainless steel bowl. Add some bleach, and ammonia to make its faster and better for mother gia.
 

Make sure all the windows and doors are closed and the oven is on.

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