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parasitical primitives check in
« on: September 19, 2012, 06:02:49 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021378988

Oh my.

Odd, though, that the Odin2005 primitive didn't check in.

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lapislzi (4,451 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 04:48 PM

Parasites, check in here.

My family is nothing but a bunch of parasites. We've been running the table on moochery for four decades: public assistance, food stamps, unemployment, Medicaid (for Mom), the VA (for Dad), Social Security, Medicare (eventually for Dad), Pell Grants (for me), student loans (all repaid). And I get these tax credit thingies for mortgage interest, and a deduction for my kid when I was a single parent...

Work? Oh, yeah, we all did (do) that, too, except when we're sick or dying, or there is no job.

I'm disgusting. An absolute drain on society. Good thing I don't matter.

If you, too, are a parasite, please check in below, and feel free to elaborate on your favored method of parasitism.

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HereSince1628 (23,789 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

9. Actually the technical issue is HARM. You've got to be harmful to be a parasite.

If the host isn't presented with any cost of your presence you can't be a parasite.

Within the American economic system, the host (the 1%)???? are provided with super-numery mitigations that protect them from the blood-sucking lower classes. I can't help but think the feedback loops provided by the harvesting of the 1% on the 99% more than balance this circumstance in their favor. And as such I am left with something like a consumer-producer relationship that isn't truly parasitism.

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iwillalwayswonderwhy (1,115 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:02 PM

4. Well, I'm a former parasite

When the man I lived with for 11 years had the utter gall to die suddenly from a brain aneurism, I found myself without a job, in the boonies with 3 teenagers, no car, and little money. We weren't married, and he died in debt, leaving us with little, and I found my worthless self having to start life completely over at age 40. So for a time we were on the dole for food. Complete bloodsuckers we were. It was my own fault for bad planning--I should have planned for a sudden brain hemmorhage, or at the very least, chosen to have wealthy parents.

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Lady Freedom Returns (437 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:20 PM

8. Oh I am a huge parasite (that votes).

Oh I had a job. I have a BA in Communications. I lost it all and the help that should have been there was not, thanks to the 8 year drain of the Bush administration.

After the tornado I was living LARGE! Sleeping in tents in 32 and lower temps, shelters, back of building, living off $200 in food stamps a month (btw, if you have to by pre-made food due to the lack of a kitchen, that goes in about two weeks, if you find a cheep place to buy), walking everywhere to find help (they are not located close together), and always the never ending hunt for a bathroom.

P.S. Renters check your insurance plan for a "Move Clause". It cost me everything.

^^is this the primitive who was going to hike from Joplin, Missouri, to Seattle, Washington, but then got hung up in Springfield, Missouri?
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 06:05:42 PM »
Perhaps they should call the waambulance.  :bawl:
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 06:34:51 PM »
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When the man I lived with for 11 years had the utter gall to die suddenly from a brain aneurism, I found myself without a job, in the boonies with 3 teenagers, no car, and little money. We weren't married,

11 years together,  but she had 3 teenagers? 
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 07:08:09 PM »
It is one thing to fall on hard times and need assistance. It is quite another to not only be proud of it but see it as some sort of natural right and entitlement.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 07:40:53 PM »
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if you find a cheep place to buy

All that education and she spells like that.   :whatever:
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 07:44:19 PM »
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HereSince1628 (23,789 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

9. Actually the technical issue is HARM. You've got to be harmful to be a parasite.

If the host isn't presented with any cost of your presence you can't be a parasite.

Within the American economic system, the host (the 1%)???? are provided with super-numery mitigations that protect them from the blood-sucking lower classes. I can't help but think the feedback loops provided by the harvesting of the 1% on the 99% more than balance this circumstance in their favor. And as such I am left with something like a consumer-producer relationship that isn't truly parasitism.

No, no, that is NOT the DUmmy definition of parasite.  If it were, they'd have to admit that unborn children are NOT parasites. 
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 07:45:18 PM »
16 Trillion dollars isn't harmful? 

What color is the sky in your world?
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 08:44:51 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 19, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
No, no, that is NOT the DUmmy definition of parasite.  If it were, they'd have to admit that unborn children are NOT parasites.

Well, this is also confusing, in that statement:

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If the host isn't presented with any cost of your presence you can't be a parasite.

I don't get it.

Every paycheck I get, part is amputated to support leeches and parasites.

So what's this "no cost" thing; they're costing us a lot.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 08:52:11 PM »
They ALL need to be checking in.  The power of the Democrat Party is derived by ensuring more and more people are dependent upon the gov't to make it from day to day.  By supporting that sytem, you're automatically a parasite.

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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 09:00:56 PM »
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iwillalwayswonderwhy (1,115 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 05:02 PM

4. Well, I'm a former parasite

When the man I lived with for 11 years had the utter gall to die suddenly from a brain aneurism, I found myself without a job, in the boonies with 3 teenagers, no car, and little money. We weren't married, and he died in debt, leaving us with little, and I found my worthless self having to start life completely over at age 40. So for a time we were on the dole for food. Complete bloodsuckers we were. It was my own fault for bad planning--I should have planned for a sudden brain hemmorhage, or at the very least, chosen to have wealthy parents.

A Parasitical floozy.

What you should have did was gotten married.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2012, 09:05:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 19, 2012, 06:02:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021378988



^^is this the primitive who was going to hike from Joplin, Missouri, to Seattle, Washington, but then got hung up in Springfield, Missouri?

Then they took off for Arizona.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69777.msg815264/highlight,lady+freedom+returns.html#msg815264
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2012, 09:14:52 PM »
Well, he finally checked in.

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Odin2005 (45,850 posts)  Wed Sep 19, 2012, 09:03 PM

21. RW assholes call me a parasite all the time.

Because of my SSI check.

franksolich'll be taking the freeloading fat lad to the woodshed soon; not tonight, but soon.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2012, 09:21:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 19, 2012, 06:34:51 PM
11 years together,  but she had 3 teenagers? 


Clueless skank.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2012, 09:24:58 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 19, 2012, 06:34:51 PM
11 years together,  but she had 3 teenagers? 
The life of a DUmpette is a succession of shackups. The dead guy was far from her first.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2012, 09:31:29 PM »
Liberal family values.
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Re: parasitical primitives check in
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2012, 11:50:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 19, 2012, 06:02:49 PM
^^is this the primitive who was going to hike from Joplin, Missouri, to Seattle, Washington, but then got hung up in Springfield, Missouri?

Yes.  Tucker is right, and they're not here in my neck of the woods anymore (that I know of), and good riddance to them.
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