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Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« on: September 16, 2012, 06:50:24 PM »
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WilliamPitt (51,616 posts)  Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM

First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.

Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

So there's that.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2012, 07:00:53 PM »
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 07:02:21 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2012, 07:00:53 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Well, he did publically embarass himself, say, 24 or so business hours ago . . . :whistling: :fuelfire:
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 07:41:14 PM »
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WilliamPitt (51,616 posts)  Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM

First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.

Congrats, Pitt. You reproduced! Well, as far as you know anyway.

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Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

Ruh roh, Shraggy! It's a baby, not a lump of tissue or a parasite. Pitt is gonna have to surrender his DU membership card.

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So there's that.

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1. She's gonna be a grandma.
2. The baby mama is not 14 years old.

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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 08:01:07 PM »
ALL famous celebrities wait until the first trimester is over to announce baby news to the public.   :whatever:

Wonder who'll get the first baby pictures ?  People Magazine, Truthout, Raw Story, The DUmp ?   :lmao:

Will we see the famous new mother get a Weight Watcher's contract to lose the baby weight ?

The paparazzi will go nuts.

Congratulations Will.  Scrub the internet. You wrote some crazy stuff over the years. Don't shame your child.  And tell Grandma to get off the DUmp.  She's gotta start acting like a refined grand'mere.  Not some wild woman with questionable thoughts.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 08:13:22 PM »
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 08:32:28 PM »
DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2012, 08:32:38 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2012, 07:00:53 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Isn't he a New York Times best-selling author? :lmao:
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2012, 08:33:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2012, 08:32:28 PM
DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.

I was thinking that too, when I first read it.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2012, 08:35:31 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2012, 07:00:53 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2012, 08:38:11 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 16, 2012, 08:13:22 PM
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.

Well, I kind of wonder.

Given as much as the Bostonian Drunkard drinks, I'll bet he needed pharmaceutical help to make it happen.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 08:53:00 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 16, 2012, 08:13:22 PM
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.

Hi 5!
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2012, 08:58:49 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2012, 08:35:31 PM
Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:

That wasn't a ring.

Gunny Hartman meets the Ditch Witch.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 09:02:44 PM »
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 09:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 09:02:44 PM
I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.

Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2012, 09:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 08:58:49 PM
That wasn't a ring.

I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2012, 09:10:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2012, 09:04:22 PM
Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!

Throw in the libtard idealogy/indoctrination and the bar really can't get any lower can it?
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2012, 09:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 16, 2012, 09:04:32 PM
I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.



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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2012, 09:16:45 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2012, 08:35:31 PM
Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
Was that before or after Omaha Steve locked her in a bear hug and covered her in neck beard hair?
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2012, 09:32:26 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 09:02:44 PM
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:

Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great

I think the kid has a fighting chance.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2012, 09:41:12 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 09:32:26 PM
Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:

Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great

I think the kid has a fighting chance.

On the other hand, consider

DUmmy Raven, wallduded loser, begat -> DUmmy Will Pitt, alcoholic, unemployable loser

At least two generations would be sleeping under bridges were it not for the resources trickling down from earlier generations
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2012, 10:11:42 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 09:02:44 PM
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

I can only hope and pray bray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.

FIFY.  :lmao:

And with a father like that, no. It won't happen. Sorry kid, you're doomed to a life of mysery, and foolishness.
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Re: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2012, 10:21:18 PM »
My congrats to Wee Willie & the wife. May you have a masculine child who grows up to be a conservative.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2012, 10:40:05 PM »
Poor kid.  Can you imagine the caliber of the woman who would let the Stale Prince of DU climb on top of her?

The kid's gonna reek of old fish and booze.
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Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2012, 10:40:52 PM »
"Daddy. When are you going to get off your a$$ and DO something?"
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