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Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« on: September 15, 2012, 02:17:03 PM »
http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-room/11085-female-jinn-has-ruined-my-matrimonial-life.html

This is from the discussion forum at the 123muslim.com site. Here is a guy who is impotent but being muslim blames it on evil genies (or Jinn). with islam it's never your fault, and if it is, you get to make up lies!


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    Dear Brothers, Cause the ladies don't get to post on discussion boards...

    I write this message in great distress. What I have been going through for the past 8 months or so, I would not even wish it for the worst of my enemies. To some of you, this might be hilarious and you may laugh or even make mockery of me. However, only my Allah knows that whatever I am going to state here is true and a harsh reality.

    I, my mother and brother live together. My father passed away long time back. I am 28 years of age now. When I was 26, I often had dreams in which I used to have an intercourse with different women. These women were very beautiful and attractive. When I got up, I felt satisfied and my clothes were all wet. Since I was young, I assumed it as my body's natural lust for sex. Nevertheless, I had a feeling that these dreams and the sexual activity that occurs in the night had something unusual about it. At that point of time, I did not paid much attention to it and the daily hustle and bustle of life kept me away from the issue. I discussed the matter with friends and they made mockery of me. The mockery and fun made me reluctant to discuss the matter with anyone else.

    An year back, I got married to the daughter of my mother's cousin. Prior to the marriage, I had seen a woman in my bathroom. She was average in looks and dressed in black. She had a smile on her face. Her feet were huge and all turned; not like humans. I literally fainted and screamed. My family members rushed to my rescue. I told them the matter. My mother asked me to offer SALAH and asked me to do some ZIKR. I started doing it and felt better.


    Then the big day came. The joy of marriage made me forget almost everything. On the first wedding night, my wife behaved in a way which I could have never anticipated. She got rude and pushed me away whenever I wanted to get close to her. I got upset and discussed the matter with my mother. My mother talked to my wife. Astonishingly, my wife said that she didn't even knew what she had done with me the last night.


    Every time I made NIYYAH for intercourse with my wife, something unusual happened. Things started to go worse. Me and my wife started to hear screams from the bathroom. We also use to hear a woman laughing loudly outside my bedrooms window. Moreover, whenever I used to go for intercourse with my wife, I used to see horrifying faces in front of my eyes. I used to hear screams mostly.


    Me and my wife got so scared that we had to quit sleeping in our bedroom. We started to sleep in my mother's bedroom. My mother got worried about the issue. Me and my wife started praying 5 times a day. We read the Quran thoroughly and started doing ZIKR. We tried almost everything but we could not get rid of the evil jinni.


    We went to different people who suggested us to do strange things. For instance, burn some kind of oil at midnight etc. One of them gave us pieces of paper with strange writing on it. Another said that he will come to our house and do an act “AMAL” that would clear everything. He demanded 40000 PKR. Honestly, whatever was recommended to us, me and wife did not subscribe to it. These were unislamic practices and we had reservations about them.

    It has been 8 months, I and my wife were not able to do an intercourse whereas, I am sexually active and medically fit. My wife has now left me and asked for divorce. My wife's relatives and parents are accusing me that I am impotent and not fit for marriage. The key to the whole sad story right here...Heh.I have been socially victimized. At this point, my matrimonial life has been completely ruined. What I have been hearing, no man can bear to hear.


    It is bitter to say, but, the Shaitan has won. My marriage is dissolved. However, the only thing that I have is faith. I firmly believe that this is temporary and shall pass.


    Now I plan to get married again but I need to cure this. I need assistance and help. How do I get rid of this permanently? If I pray, it goes away only temporarily, but then returns. At times, I still experience the same sexual activity. It’ll b e cured only when Allah’s will is there.

    At this forum, I just seek your advice and assistance. I have been playing Surat Baqarah regularly in my house. Things have improved, but I know for a fact that the Devil is still there.
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 02:19:57 PM »
http://www.123muslim.com/discussion-room/11085-female-jinn-has-ruined-my-matrimonial-life.html

This is from the discussion forum at the 123muslim.com site. Here is a guy who is impotent but being muslim blames it on evil genies (or Jinn). with islam it's never your fault, and if it is, you get to make up lies!
And they wonder why some consider them backwards!


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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 02:37:08 PM »
Well Ahab, take two Viagra and call Clyde your camel in the morning.
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 02:49:58 PM »
If this doesn`t fall into the WTF file then nothing else will.

Hey sahib,just nadin porntube and keep beating yourself off until you pass out,that should fix ya.

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 02:56:51 PM »
^5!!!

LOL. The thread title alone is worth the H5 but the content is worth a H100!!

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 03:42:31 PM »
I wonder if his first wife had big feet that turned in, too.
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2012, 03:47:58 PM »
Three pages of comments follow. and not one casts doubt on his tale of woe.

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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2012, 04:01:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure you are the ghey rajput.

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2012, 04:56:09 PM »
I'm pretty sure you are the ghey rajput.

Have you noticed, that in the Koran, it NEVER says what SEX your 72 virgins will be?
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 04:57:06 PM »
Superstitious, backward, impotent cowards.  No wonder they're all so pissed off.
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2012, 05:02:52 PM »
Reading that forum is like trying to make sense of a vesta post.  Yikes.
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2012, 06:05:27 PM »
I guess the mooselimb limpboy has never heard of an incubus.  They are "gifts" from Satan, just like islam. 

Piece be witchoo.

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2012, 06:37:46 PM »
Superstitious, backward, impotent cowards.  No wonder they're all so pissed off.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was thinking the same thing myself.
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2012, 06:58:27 PM »
Maybe he should try flipping her over onto her belly next time and do her in the  :censored:. Or think about  :sheep:
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2012, 08:15:32 PM »


Have you noticed, that in the Koran, it NEVER says what SEX your 72 virgins will be?




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« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2012, 08:33:55 PM »
Reading that forum is like trying to make sense of a vesta post.  Yikes.

Naaah, Chris, it's worse.  At least you know that vesta will run out of steam after a few paragraphs.
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2012, 10:37:31 PM »
Have you noticed, that in the Koran, it NEVER says what SEX your 72 virgins will be?

The Qu'ran doesn't mention anything about 72 virgins. That was propaganda brought up by some terrorist cleric in the 70's while trying to recruit suicide bombers.

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2012, 10:59:14 PM »
I guess the mooselimb limpboy has never heard of an incubus.  They are "gifts" from Satan, just like islam. 

Piece be witchoo.

Technically, he would need a succubus (female) and not an incubus (male).  Unless he is a swingin' sultan...
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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2012, 08:40:06 AM »
Technically, he would need a succubus (female) and not an incubus (male).  Unless he is a swingin' sultan...

I knew that!  I don't know what's the matter with me.  :loser: :lmao:

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Re: Barbra Eden RUINED My Marriage! (muslim forum fun)
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
Okay, which one of you pricks is posting on that muzzie forum?