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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2012, 04:32:00 PM »
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2012, 04:32:16 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 13, 2012, 09:15:33 PM
I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there. 

Me, too.  I cannot remember ever reading one.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2012, 09:53:48 PM »
Let's see....bouncy....kay....


Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.

A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.


Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2012, 10:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 14, 2012, 07:00:57 AM
Geez, I avoid libs at all costs.  I surely don't want to sit in a basement making up stories about them.   I would rather re-read 50 Shads of Grey again.  :lmao:

You read it...once?  :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2012, 10:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Bodadh on September 14, 2012, 09:53:48 PM
Let's see....bouncy....kay....


Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.

A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.


Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)
Well, ya. here....  :asssmack:
No bong for you, you, you, nasty Conservative.
Oh, BTW, you're a racist.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2012, 10:12:51 PM »
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I have one....

After my family and I were eating out this evening, and this older lady passed by me on the way to my car. She looked dour, so I smiled and said, "Hi". She looked at me and scowled some more. I ahrugged it off.

I saw her car had an "Obama 2012" sticker on it.

So I turned and.....waited for my family to catch up.

And I drove home.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2012, 10:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 14, 2012, 10:03:47 PM
Well, ya. here....  :asssmack:
No bong for you, you, you, nasty Conservative.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2012, 10:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on September 14, 2012, 10:13:08 PM
and a homophobic, xenophobic, bigot.
You forgot pederast.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2012, 10:28:14 PM »
I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free.  :-)

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2012, 10:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 14, 2012, 10:28:14 PM
I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free.  :-)
Didn't ChuckJ suggest an inter-forum bouncy contest?

We never heard back from the other side.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2012, 10:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 14, 2012, 10:28:14 PM
I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free.  :-)
That's a heck of a good idea!
Let's go for it.



Aw, crap, I lost already. :banghead:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2012, 07:26:33 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on September 14, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
I love it.  Subtle.  To the point.    Now I we need one which says Moocher and an anti Dog Eat Dog with the
John who?  

"Looter" bumper sticker

Here is "Looters"

"Moochers"

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2012, 07:42:25 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 13, 2012, 09:36:07 PM
My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today.  She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car.  No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.

 :lmao:

I am around enough stupid people daily. I do not have to make up stories. Even people on Medicaid are starting to blame Obamacare for not being able to get medication that the state used to pay for!  :-)
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2012, 08:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 10:12:51 PM
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I have one....

After my family and I were eating out this evening, and this older lady passed by me on the way to my car. She looked dour, so I smiled and said, "Hi". She looked at me and scowled some more. I ahrugged it off.

I saw her car had an "Obama 2012" sticker on it.

So I turned and.....waited for my family to catch up.

And I drove home.

I came up on a vehicle yesterday at a red light (she was in the left lane and I in the right).  She had an Obama12 sticker on her car.  I just looked over at her and shook my head (facepalm style).   :lmao:  She couldn't figure out what I was doing that for, she honked her horn at me  :lmao:  I love it  :yahoo:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2012, 08:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 13, 2012, 09:36:07 PM
My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today.  She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car.  No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.

I had a nut job customer trying to loudly voice his opinion about Romney. He said he was using his American Express that must be a welfare card since Romney said everyone were bums and did not work....then he told  me that he worked for fifty years..

He made sure everyone heard him and he turned in every direction to make sure everyone walking by heard him say that Romney voters are idiots, etc.

He asked me "how else could I have an American Express Card if I did not work all my life?" I almost let it slip out...."is the card stolen...?" But for once in my life I bit my tounge.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2012, 09:40:52 PM »
In all sincerity, this thread has to be one of the best EVER. So enjoyable, and so on the mark. I can't stop chuckling. Very nice, incisive, cunning, witty replies.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2012, 06:52:21 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 21, 2012, 09:40:52 PM
In all sincerity, this thread has to be one of the best EVER. So enjoyable, and so on the mark. I can't stop chuckling. Very nice, incisive, cunning, witty replies.
No bong for you.  :pokingpoop:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2012, 05:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Bodadh on September 14, 2012, 09:53:48 PM
Let's see....bouncy....kay....


Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.

A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.


Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)

Well, if it was rented by an Obama supporter, it was probably in good shape because once he figured out he would have to work in order to use it, he just brought it back.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2012, 05:48:20 PM »
Quote from: notaDUmmie on September 22, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
Well, if it was rented by an Obama supporter, it was probably in good shape because once he figured out he would have to work in order to use it, he just brought it back.

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2012, 05:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 14, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
You forgot pederast.  :-)

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2012, 01:14:15 AM »
In the last two weeks I have heard more political comments from customers then I have heard in months.

Some of these people are nuts and they are on both sides.

The Obama supporters are starting to shut up, I think they know he is screwing up.

I used to hear the "Obamacare" quite often when in fact what the customer was bitching about had nothing to do with Obamacare, it had everything to do with they took a Medicare Advantage Plan that simply only charged them their normal part B preminum and threw in the Part D for free. These companies are more effcient then the feds, so they can offer plans for less money.They are also more careful with the premium dollars.

 Some of the folks come in with a full bottle of pills trying to get a refill and it's simply too soon and then they blame "Obamacare"  :lmao:

 I usually play along to make sure they are pissed off at Obama.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2012, 05:53:46 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 25, 2012, 01:14:15 AM
Some of the folks come in with a full bottle of pills trying to get a refill and it's simply too soon and then they blame "Obamacare"  :lmao:

 I usually play along to make sure they are pissed off at Obama.  :-)

 :rofl:

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