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Offline dandi

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DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« on: September 13, 2012, 08:58:53 PM »
The answer is, no. Bouncies are almost exclusively a Hive phenomenon.

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Do freepers have apocryphal stories about confrontations with liberals?
I don't go over there, but I'm wondering if they post stories about run-ins in parking lots and stores and the doctor's office like you see here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021339175

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Iris (13,234 posts)
1. probably.

n/t

No, dumbass.

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RagAss (12,543 posts)
2. It's a universal fantasy.

No, dumbass.

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zbdent (32,952 posts)
3. they almost all end in

"the liberal wet his pants and went running home, crying for his welfare mammy ..."

No, dumbass.

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Curmudgeoness (8,154 posts)
4. If they do, they started it. nt

No, dumbass.

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Codeine (12,130 posts)
5. Making shit up is a habit that runs the entirety of the political spectrum. nt

No, dumbass.

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Nye Bevan (7,595 posts)
7. You mean the cop *didn't* jump out of the bushes? (nt)

BWAHAHA

Oh, and no, dumbass.

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johnnie (23,581 posts)
6. Yeah, they do

9 times out of 10 they start..."So I was sitting in my parent's basement last night....."

No, dumbass.

Nice try at stealing our joke, though. Everyone knows it's the conservatives who work while you numbnuts sit around bitching because we're not giving you enough free stuff.


 

 
 
 
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 09:04:07 PM »
LOL!

Good find!!

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 09:05:12 PM »
I don't know any conservatives that are desperate enough to fabricate entire stories to impress the people around them.  Sounds more like a liberal personality trait.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »
Poor pathetic primitives.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 09:15:33 PM »
I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there. 
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 09:35:37 PM »
I did see one once.  Not a really great bouncy though.  It was some Freeper accusing other conservatives of racism and saying mean things to a family that had immigrated here from India.  I don't think he apreciated it when I told him that lame bouncies belonged on DU.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 09:36:07 PM »
My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today.  She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car.  No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 09:52:15 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 13, 2012, 09:05:12 PM
I don't know any conservatives that are desperate enough to fabricate entire stories to impress the people around them.  Sounds more like the current president

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 10:28:32 PM »
I have never seen one here or at the old home. IF there was they should be posting them or shut the Hell Up.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 10:30:02 PM »
We don't have bouncies because we don't bitch about the channel being played in the doctor's office or the car mechanic place, and we don't engage strangers in conversations about politics at the grocery store or drug store.  We certainly don't try to talk sense into useless idiot liberals because they rarely break out of their closed minds to even think that liberals have damn near ruined our country and even if we did, they'd never admit it. 

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 10:52:19 PM »
My Conservative bouncy:

So, I went to work today. I worked for 8 hours, of which 3 were spent earning money for ungrateful people who vote for Democrats. When I got home, I read an article by an ungrateful freeloading Democrat who demanded more tax money from the people who already pay taxes, and called it "fair".

The end.

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 11:07:49 PM »
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3. they almost all end in

"the liberal wet his pants and went running home, crying for his welfare mammy ..."

God bless it! There's another primitive telling the truth in REVERSE! Swith "liberal" with "conservative," and you describe perfectly the stories your ilk tells.

By the way, reading this thread, and the quotes from the DUmbacrats tells me 100% that every one of these idiots spend way too much time at Conservative Cave reading what we write.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 11:40:39 PM »
I have one.

So, I was in my urologist's office last week to get a urine test, gots to check that ph balance, when I looked up at the tv to see Obama flapping his gums. I just ignored him like I usually do and tuned the sound out in my head. The office was full of elderly people.  I wanted to see if anyone would say something. The TV was on Fox. I made note of that.  :-)

 All of a sudden this black lady stood up and God as my witness, said somebody turn the channel please, I'm sick of seeing his black ass.

The whole room went dead quiet. Then full out laughter started !  That lady got up, walked to the tv, shut it off and took a bow !

I laughed so hard I told the nurse I think I used up all my urine for the test.  Most of it was on my seat !

When I came out of the exam room, there were people STILL laughing and the TV was on Dr. Phil.

Swear to God that happened.

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2012, 01:49:40 AM »
^ Hahaha. I think the whole Island is filled with Donnie Bakers. Except Donnie Baker is about 5 times smarter.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2012, 05:01:31 AM »
Yeah we do, but we don't pass them off as truth. We do it to parody the DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2012, 05:41:00 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 14, 2012, 05:01:31 AM
Yeah we do, but we don't pass them off as truth. We do it to parody the DUmmies.

I'd say that's the difference.

Any sort of 'bouncy' I have read here is done in jest.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2012, 05:43:37 AM »
The closest I've come to a bouncy story was looking at a car with 15 liberal bumper stickers all over the paint.  No owner, no conversation, no conversion...but i did  :rotf:   

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2012, 06:20:22 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 13, 2012, 09:15:33 PM
I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there. 

DITHF Might just be considered the grandaddy of all bouncies?   :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2012, 06:51:11 AM »
Liberal/DUmmies are mentally ill in person too.  I try to steer clear of them. 

Result:  No bouncies.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2012, 07:00:57 AM »
Geez, I avoid libs at all costs.  I surely don't want to sit in a basement making up stories about them.   I would rather re-read 50 Shads of Grey again.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2012, 07:05:20 AM »
To be honest, the answer is "yes". :-)
Freepers and Cavers often post bouncies, as moles, at the DUmp.
They eat it up.
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2012, 02:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 14, 2012, 07:05:20 AM
To be honest, the answer is "yes". :-)
Freepers and Cavers often post bouncies, as moles, at the DUmp.
They eat it up.

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2012, 03:45:48 PM »
Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:

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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2012, 04:06:05 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 14, 2012, 03:45:48 PM
Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:

Just out of curiosity, was it snowing down south today?
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Re: DUmmy ponders whether or not we have Bouncies
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2012, 04:09:42 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 14, 2012, 03:45:48 PM
Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:



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