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Offline Gina

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New monkey found
« on: September 13, 2012, 11:40:18 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:

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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 11:46:52 AM »
He looks like my mother-in-law's last boyfriend.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 11:57:17 AM »
Quote from: Undies on September 13, 2012, 11:46:52 AM
He looks like my mother-in-law's last boyfriend.

Looks like Gene Wilder and HOLY CRAP does he look bad
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 11:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:57:17 AM
Looks like Gene Wilder and HOLY CRAP does he look bad

Good Lord!  He looks worse than my mother-in-law, and she's been dead since 1995.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 11:59:57 AM »
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 12:26:38 PM »


Been there.  Used the cream.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 12:29:12 PM »
blue balls? 
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 12:33:34 PM »
Blue Ball is near Intercourse, PA.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 12:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Undies on September 13, 2012, 12:26:38 PM


Been there.  Used the cream.

Is this an occurrence of the Blue waffle in another species? :puke:
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Re: New monkey found
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 02:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 13, 2012, 02:23:54 PM


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  I just shit myself I think    :lmao:
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 03:50:15 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:40:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:



Yeah...that teacher was Ben Stein, btw.

I bet it's still at least 10x smarter than a DUmpMonkey.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 04:01:44 PM »
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent, and more so than other simians .
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 13, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent...

...But stoned out of its mind.
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2012, 06:59:50 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 13, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent, and more so than other simians .

You are right.  It's odd.  :panic:
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2012, 10:34:29 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:40:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:



Seperated at birth perhaps?.....


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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2012, 12:50:30 PM »
It's those thin lips that makes him look so human, I think.  It's freaky. 
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Re: New monkey found
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2012, 02:05:40 PM »
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