You're not just crazy; You're loonier than a s&&thouse rat.
Gotta love the trifecta of figures libs have nightmares over all being involved in this conspiracy: Netanyahu (What's a good liberal conspiracy theory, especially one involving Muslims somehow being the victims, without the Jews, oops I mean "Zionists" being the ones pulling the strings), Romney (Serving here to represent the Republican Party as a whole in the DUmmies' minds), and "The 1%". The only typical conspirators missing were the Bushes, the Koch brothers and some fundamentalist Christians.