For any lurking DUmmy with skunk problems:
You will notice that skunks are not very wary, nor do they move very quickly.
If you spot one in your backyard, rummaging under a bird feeder or just prospecting for grubs, be fast.
Run directly toward the skunk as fast as you can. Chances are the skunk will not even try to escape.
Before the skunk can decide whether to spray (they are very slow-witted), grab it by the tail and begin swinging it around.
While swinging the skunk by its tail, move to a tree, the side of your house, or your motor vehicle.
Swing the skunk briskly against that solid object, and it will be instantly dispatched.
You can then bury the pest or dispose of it in a garbage bag.
Suffice it to say, your skunk problem will be solved.