Funny, but with the huge expansion of government into our lives, one wonders why the Skittle-shitting Unicorn Brigade has not yet ridden to her rescue.
Even stranger is the fact that she has not reached out (or claimed to have) the various charities which if her circumstances were anywhere near true would be more than willing to help her out in her time of need.
If she even tried to reach out to programs in her community, there would be a great outpouring of relief, or at least enough to ensure she had a roof over her head and that of her cats until such a time as she could give the cats up for adoption and move into a place she could afford, even with a Section 8 voucher.
But again, in the timeless words of coach, "DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie."