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Offline Evil_Conservative

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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM »
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2012, 10:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.
You will need a roll of bubble wrap over your hips, but under your pants.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2012, 10:57:06 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 10, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
You will need a roll of bubble wrap over your hips, but under your pants.

I have some extra bubble wrap left from our packing.  It's not enough to make a Michelle sized ass though.  I'll have to get some bubble wrap from Sam's Club or something.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2012, 12:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.

And the "boob belt."  Don't forget that.

And $600 "cross-trainers" that look like they came off a dead hood-rat.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2012, 12:55:35 AM »
Who dresses Michelle?

The hand mixer does fine with the hair, the face is from Hollywood Masks, Inc., and the body is compliments of repeated doses of McDonald's double cheeseburgers, fries, and Regular Cokes (Super Sized, of course).
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2012, 01:31:38 AM »
Quote from: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
It's a well established fact that Wookies don't have any fashion sense.  Just ask Han.

Problem is Michelle isn't a Wookie....but she is a creature from another planet....

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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2012, 08:00:14 AM »
Quote from: Rachel on September 10, 2012, 03:17:28 PM
I'd imagine her outfits are designed and suggested to her by a team of clowns and elementary school kids. Her top looks like it was taken from some curtains if I may say so.

You've heard of the story of a million monkeys put in a room, with a million typewriters, and eventually coming up with a great classic?  This is what happens when those same million monkeys are put in a room with material for designing clothes--and stopped after fifteen seconds.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2012, 09:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:




I think I know how she chooses what color to wear for each item.
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Re: Who dresses Michelle?
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2012, 09:41:29 PM »
Hokey Pokey in the closet.
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