DUmmies Discuss Golf Course Bouncy Tale

[GOBUCKS]

Here's a ludicrous, transparent, silly bouncy tale that gradually evolves into a wild argument about whether it's a bouncy:

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:29 PM
libtodeath (558 posts)

I am so mad I am shaking
So,went to my local country club for an enjoyable Sunday morning of golf and got put in with a group of guys I had not seen there before.
All was fine for a few holes with just normal small talk about the start of football season when one of the guys suddenly says "did you see any of the convention last week,I can`t believe they think that n####r should be reelected".
One of the other guys laughed and said something about him being an affirmative action experiment.
The third guy just stood there looking stunned and I exploded saying how the **** dare you use such racist words against our President!
I told them they ought to be ashamed and faux news inspired hatred like that had no place in our society.

They looked at me like I had two heads and said good luck with being a socialist but we are here to play golf.
I told them to go ahead,I would follow.

They went to the tee and hit while I hung back.
When it was his turn the third guy said "I will hang back and play with him (me)"
He told me after they had gone that he could not believe such racism still exists but guess it is what a repuke has to be.
He is now going to be voting for President Obama I believe!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021306975   
 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:32 PM
stopbush (10,624 posts)
2. Racists don't think they're racists.

It's amazing what they'll say when they believe they're in like company. What's more amazing is that they can't conceive of people existing who don't think as they do. They probably felt insulted that you called them racists.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:27 PM
Warpy (64,549 posts)
109. Yes, I shock the hell out of them, too

I'm old and white and inherited money--not a huge amount, but certainly enough for any sane person--and I clean up pretty well.

If I go out cleaned up, someone invariably ASSumes I'm one of the entitled. While I try not to sandbag anyone, I do let them know their ASSumptions about too many things are seriously in error.

Well, unless they're being hideously racist. Then I just ask them what the **** is the matter with them.

I cannot believe that a hateful, vicious crone like DUmmy Warpy cleans up even close to "pretty well".

She does, after all, have a face reminiscent of President von Hindenburg, and a long history of drug abuse.

Response to libtodeath (Reply #8)
Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:59 PM
MsPithy (451 posts)
76. How about storming back the the clubhouse and demanding your money back?

 Maybe it's too late for that.

Report the names of those racists to the club. I think a letter to the editor of the largest paper in your area is in order, and use their names. Where do they work? Would their boss be interested in knowing that their employee is a racist?

You were right to call them on it, but if that is all that happens, they will rationalize that you are only one crazy SOB and continue on, as before.

Racism will continue on, until racists change their minds. Pain, shame and embarrassment are ways of helping the wrong-headed change their minds.

And after you've done all that, let us know how easy it is to get another Sunday morning tee time.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:58 PM
Bernardo de La Paz (5,471 posts)
120. Yes, a little fuss would go a long way with a Golf Club because so many are in the news on racism.nt

 
Yessir, DUmmy Ilsa believes this bouncy tale!

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:33 PM
Ilsa (29,982 posts)
3. Sweet Jesus. Unbelievable hatred and racism.
Even if today's partner isnt voting to re-elect the President, at least he had the manners to show some respect instead of indulging the racists.
Good on you for calling them out on their racism. 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:35 PM
immoderate (15,360 posts)
6. I'm shaking a bit too.

Thanks for taking on those mother ****ers!

First whiff of skepticism:

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:36 PM
cherokeeprogressive (13,283 posts)
9. Racist white guys playing golf at a country club.

Cool story bro!

 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:37 PM
speedoo (10,682 posts)
10. Sounds like you think your country club is different from most.

I hope you're right but I am skeptical.. Those two racists probably represent what most other members believe, they were just less inhibited from saying so.

I used to think a yacht club I belonged to was different too. Unfortunately I was wrong, so I resigned during the Bush years.... I just could no longer enjoy spending time with a bunch of republicans.

DUmmy libtodeath tries to de-Pammify his bouncy:

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:52 PM
libtodeath (558 posts)
19. I am not a member as I can`t afford it

it is a semi private club so when I have a few extra bucks for greens fees I go and play.
I don`t think I would join now even if I could ever afford it.

 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:41 PM
DLine (343 posts)
11. I know how you feel...

I live in the south. Im a big white guy and have a very noticeable southern accent so I guess I come across as a redneck sometimes. Anyway, I guess I look like a southern Republican because Ive lost count of the number of people who strike up a political conversation with me assuming I must hate Obama like they do. Ive also lost count how many times the N-Bomb has been dropped in the process. So when I hear all these teabillies say their hatred of Obama has nothing to do with race, I know its bullshit.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:57 PM
otohara (20,710 posts)
23. Tell Someone In Charge at the CC.
Unless they want racists as members.

Then get back to us and let us know how it went.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:23 PM
libtodeath (558 posts)
46. No,maybe play 4 times a year

Greens fees are 35.00 a round to walk so not something I can do very often and before this have always been with people that did not talk like this.
Guess the DNC this week and the desperation romney supporters must feel caused them to lash out. 

So this is a public golf course where you can buy an annual ticket.

It has the word "Club" in its name, so it sounds exclusive to a DUmpmonkey.
 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:20 PM
datasuspect (23,741 posts)
40. i call bullshit

your post reads like a made up story.

Do ya think?

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:23 PM
Spitfire of ATJ (2,206 posts)
44. Are you kidding?

I've met people just like that. One said, "It's no wonder Obama can't create jobs, what does a ni**er know about working for a living?"

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:26 PM
zonkers (4,483 posts)
107. To be fair, that O.P post does read a bit phony

and anecdotally structured.

 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 07:08 PM
spayneuter (113 posts)
165. It does have a faint whiff of Parlockian aroma...

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:20 PM
TBF (17,493 posts)
105. I think so as well -

I suspect folks at a certain site which shall not be named are having some "fun". 

 

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:42 PM
Comrade Grumpy (1,266 posts)
63. I call bullshit on your calling bullshit. So there.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 03:11 PM
cherokeeprogressive (13,283 posts)
89. My first thought was "Whoa, 18 holes on a Sunday and that person is home and posting by 10:30?"

We start at 7 usually and I'm never home before 1 or 2. Also, one can follow or "hang back" but if you're playing in a foursome the four of you will all be on the green at the same time. Most marshalls WILL NOT allow a foursome to become two twosomes after leaving the first tee unless it's a weekday and there isn't another foursome on your heels. Especially if you're playing at a "country club".

And, this person converted a white racist (albeit closeted probably) golfing repub who is now probably going to vote for President Obama to boot!

One. Cool. Story.

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 07:12 PM
spayneuter (113 posts)
167. See "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection" in Carl Sagan's "Demon Haunted World"

 
 

[franksolich]

Good find.

Awesome.

[Chris_]

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:35 PM
immoderate (15,360 posts)
6. I'm shaking a bit too.

What a sensitive flower.  Poor dear.

[FiddyBeowulf]

DUmmies love threads like this so they get a chance to say stuff like this:

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:23 PM
Spitfire of ATJ (2,206 posts)
44. Are you kidding?

I've met people just like that. One said, "It's no wonder Obama can't create jobs, what does a ni**er know about working for a living?"

It gives them a chance to reveal what they really think while cloaking it in other people's words.

[formerlurker]

libtodeath (558 posts)

 

[BattleHymn]

I cannot believe that a hateful, vicious crone like DUmmy Warpy cleans up even close to "pretty well".

She does, after all, have a face reminiscent of President von Hindenburg, and a long history of drug abuse.

I've never seen a picture of the Warpy primitive. 

Is the similarity as striking as Calpig and Lou Holtz?  That one is enough to make you do a spit-take.

[GOBUCKS]

Thirty-five bucks for 18 on a Sunday morning.

The DUmmy isn't playing Pebble Beach.

[franksolich]

I've never seen a picture of the Warpy primitive.

I haven't either, but she's confessed to that while she inherited the gender of her mother, she inherited the body-build of her father, who had significant facial hair.

And who was built like a football tackle.

[obumazombie]

Good find.

Awesome.

This is the most precious of mined ore. Platinum. Iridium. Osmium. Titanium. Gold. If there are some from another site who shall be unnamed, stirring this pot, they have done a marvelous job.

[ChuckJ]

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:32 PM
stopbush (10,624 posts)
2. Racists don't think they're racists.

That answers a question about DU.

[formerlurker]

spayneuter (113 posts)
156. That is the coolest thing I ever heard of!!!!

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Hey, good for you! I did something like that yesterday...I went to
pick up my Porsche at the local dealer's shop for some repairs to the
turbocharger and when I went to pay, the service guy said "I bet you
no Obummer (that's how he pronounced it) voters have a nice ride like
that, we need to get rid of that Muslim Socialist so us decent folks
can keep our safe and secure lifestyles!"

I said "You probably have no idea what a socialist is, but either way
you're an ignorant bigot for saying those things. You can disagree
with our president but you can't slander him in my presence!"

Another customer was standing there just bringing in his car for some
service and he turned to me and said "Thank you for putting that
jackass in his place, I'll be taking my car elsewhere and even though
I've always been a Republican, you've convinced
me to vote for Mr. Obama!"

I said "Good for you" and told the service manager "I will never come
back to this place and I will be telling the owners why!" He lowered
his eyes, turned around and shuffled away knowing he was suitably
chastised.

 

[BattleHymn]

spayneuter (113 posts)
156. That is the coolest thing I ever heard of!!!!

 

[Chris_]

"...even though I've always been a Republican, you've convinced me to vote for Mr. Obama!"

No bushes... I would have settled for a water cooler or vending machine.  Three bongs out of five for the successful conversion.

[franksolich]

The datasuspect primitive sure has a lot of hidden posts at that campfire.

This primitive however's still there.

[BigTex]

Thirty-five bucks for 18 on a Sunday morning.

The DUmmy isn't playing Pebble Beach.

If that includes a cart, its not even a decent public course.

[obumazombie]

No bushes... I would have settled for a water cooler or vending machine.  Three bongs out of five for the successful conversion.

Three bongs, but how many bouncies has franksolich awarded it ?

[franksolich]

Three bongs, but how many bouncies has franksolich awarded it ?

Uh, zero.

Not because it's not a good tale, but because I suspect it's a mole playing with the primitives.

[obumazombie]

Uh, zero.

Not because it's not a good tale, but because I suspect it's a mole playing with the primitives.

Dangit, I was hoping for one or two at least.

[Big Dog]

So, I went to pick up my yacht at the local shop after upgrading from Madagascar teakwood trim to free-range rainforest ebony. As I was paying with my Gold Card, I heard a voice say "Sociologist". I knew without looking that it was a hidden TV turned to Faux News, and it was a racist dogwhistle about our Dear President! Right away I told the high school peon behind the counter that I would take my business elsewhere unless they changed the channel and immediately donated $1,000 to the Obama campaign. The reichwing robot behind the counter tried to look innocent, but I had her right where I wanted her! I screamed, "The President is not a sociologist!" She said that she had been listening to a lecture from school on Emile Durkheim, but I knew better than to believe that 17 year old rethuglikkkan meat puppet, who probably voted for Dumbya in 2000!

I picked up my Gold Card from the counter, left the yacht keys, and left. As I walked out, the disgusting little Pubbie said she'd vote for Obama in the next six elections.

Then an alligator jumped out of the bushes, and I fed him a tofu burger.

[franksolich]

Dangit, I was hoping for one or two at least.

If I suspect a bouncy's written by a mole to tease the primitives, I don't rate it.

<<rates only genuine primitive bouncies.

[obumazombie]

So, I went to pick up my yacht at the local shop after upgrading from Madagascar teakwood trim to free-range rainforest ebony. As I was paying with my Gold Card, I heard a voice say "Sociologist". I knew without looking that it was a hidden TV turned to Faux News, and it was a racist dogwhistle about our Dear President! Right away I told the high school peon behind the counter that I would take my business elsewhere unless they changed the channel and immediately donated $1,000 to the Obama campaign. The reichwing robot behind the counter tried to look innocent, but I had her right where I wanted her! I screamed, "The President is not a sociologist!" She said that she had been listening to a lecture from school on Emile Durkheim, but I knew better than to believe that 17 year old rethuglikkkan meat puppet, who probably voted for Dumbya in 2000!

I picked up my Gold Card from the counter, left the yacht keys, and left. As I walked out, the disgusting little Pubbie said she'd vote for Obama in the next six elections.

Then an alligator jumped out of the bushes, and I fed him a tofu burger.

Brilliant. Add a gold plated corporate jet next time. Throw in an executive helicopter to boot.

[diesel driver]

Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:29 PM
libtodeath (558 posts)
 
...One of the other guys laughed and said something about him being an affirmative action experiment...

I happen to agree with that assessment.   

I guess I'm a racist now, too!    

[JakeStyle]

So, I went to pick up my yacht at the local shop after upgrading from Madagascar teakwood trim to free-range rainforest ebony. As I was paying with my Gold Card, I heard a voice say "Sociologist". I knew without looking that it was a hidden TV turned to Faux News, and it was a racist dogwhistle about our Dear President! Right away I told the high school peon behind the counter that I would take my business elsewhere unless they changed the channel and immediately donated $1,000 to the Obama campaign. The reichwing robot behind the counter tried to look innocent, but I had her right where I wanted her! I screamed, "The President is not a sociologist!" She said that she had been listening to a lecture from school on Emile Durkheim, but I knew better than to believe that 17 year old rethuglikkkan meat puppet, who probably voted for Dumbya in 2000!

I picked up my Gold Card from the counter, left the yacht keys, and left. As I walked out, the disgusting little Pubbie said she'd vote for Obama in the next six elections.

Then an alligator jumped out of the bushes, and I fed him a tofu burger.

^5

[Jasonw560]

So, I went to pick up my yacht at the local shop after upgrading from Madagascar teakwood trim to free-range rainforest ebony. As I was paying with my Gold Card, I heard a voice say "Sociologist". I knew without looking that it was a hidden TV turned to Faux News, and it was a racist dogwhistle about our Dear President! Right away I told the high school peon behind the counter that I would take my business elsewhere unless they changed the channel and immediately donated $1,000 to the Obama campaign. The reichwing robot behind the counter tried to look innocent, but I had her right where I wanted her! I screamed, "The President is not a sociologist!" She said that she had been listening to a lecture from school on Emile Durkheim, but I knew better than to believe that 17 year old rethuglikkkan meat puppet, who probably voted for Dumbya in 2000!

I picked up my Gold Card from the counter, left the yacht keys, and left. As I walked out, the disgusting little Pubbie said she'd vote for Obama in the next six elections.

Then an alligator jumped out of the bushes, and I fed him a tofu burger.

Now THAT is a bouncy! 5 Rocky Patel 15th anniversaries for you. (just because that sounds good right now)

[BattleHymn]

Then an alligator jumped out of the bushes, and I fed him a tofu burger.

I had a hard time picking a favorite line, but I settled on this one being your best.  H5.  Shoot, Big Dog; that was funny.