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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2012, 12:18:35 PM »
The "Big Weeper" big sweeper ?

Good one, sir.
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2012, 12:43:43 PM »
Good one, sir.
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2012, 12:54:57 PM »
The big weeper probably has one, too.

Ooh, good catch, BSS.  How could I forget about Big Steve?



I always wonder if that guy's arm ever rotted off after being drenched in Steve juice. 

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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2012, 12:56:22 PM »
Steve juice as a miracle rust remover product, and overall dissolving agent ?
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2012, 12:59:32 PM »
Ooh, good catch, BSS.  How could I forget about Big Steve?



I always wonder if that guy's arm ever rotted off after being drenched in Steve juice. 

You know, that photograph's always alarmed me, given my affection for the big guy.

Would people that large have to use concrete posts underneath their beds to keep them up?

I think the big guy seriously needs to go on a diet, and the sooner and the more draconian, the better.

We after all want him to be around a while longer; the sour old know-it-all pompous ass the Las Vegas Leviathan can drop dead in five minutes, and I wouldn't care.  But I do care about my fellow Nebraskan.
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:36 PM »
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Curmudgeoness (8,120 posts)  Wed Sep 5, 2012, 06:26 PM

1. That's pretty good....

should be called "free dustpan", since we don't really buy the milk carton. We just buy the milk and the carton is included.

Ignorant DUmmy. The milk carton is not free. The cost of packaging is included in the price of the milk.

DUmmy, just try to take that "free milk carton" from the store without paying for it. Just pour the milk onto the floor and walk out with the empty carton. It's not shoplifting, right? After all, you didn't take the milk out of the store, and the carton is free, right?

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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2012, 01:09:02 PM »
Ignorant DUmmy. The milk carton is not free. The cost of packaging is included in the price of the milk.

DUmmy, just try to take that "free milk carton" from the store without paying for it. Just pour the milk onto the floor and walk out with the empty carton. It's not shoplifting, right? After all, you didn't take the milk out of the store, and the carton is free, right?

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I'm not even sure I would be able to avoid wincing from the pain that acronym would cause lib/dem/socialists, if I knew what it was.

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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2012, 01:22:50 PM »
I'm not even sure I would be able to avoid wincing from the pain that acronym would cause lib/dem/socialists, if I knew what it was.

edit punctuation.

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Milk Carton.

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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2012, 01:25:26 PM »
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Milk Carton.

Adapted from Robert A. Heinlein's TANSTAAFL ("There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch", pronounced as a word-"tanstaffel")

H5.  I was scratching my head along with obumazombie trying to figure that one out, too. 

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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2012, 01:32:41 PM »
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Milk Carton.

Adapted from Robert A. Heinlein's TANSTAAFL ("There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch", pronounced as a word-"tanstaffel")

Oh.

And here, I thought I did pretty good deciphering it to be "There ain't no such thing as a free meal chit."

Close enough.
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2012, 01:38:52 PM »
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Milk Carton.

Adapted from Robert A. Heinlein's TANSTAAFL ("There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch", pronounced as a word-"tanstaffel")

I caught it right off.  I read "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress" in junior high school, I know that acronym.  :lmao:
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2012, 01:39:16 PM »
Wouldn't be easier to sweep it out the door, then paddle the concrete off?

That's what I do. The dust and dirt came from outside, so I'm just kicking it out of my house and sending it home.
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Re: primitive invents cheap dustpan
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2012, 02:08:07 PM »
I caught it right off.  I read "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress" in junior high school, I know that acronym.  :lmao:

If more junior high students read it, we may have fewer DUmmies in adulthood.

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