Nothing in that post prevents me from believing DUmmy Denninimi is female. We're talking about a DUmpmonkey here.
Well, he does write with the tone and texture of a slightly-less addled primitive than grasswire, which is why I'd thought at first--months ago--he was a woman about her age. Writing style betrays much.
I've concluded since then that he's male, but a girlie-man, a mama's boy.
No red-blooded male says "Hey, guys"--unless saying so in the presence of both genders.
And unless one's a girlie-man, a mama's boy, wanting to be one of us.
franksolich'll say "guys" to a mixed group, but never a wholly-male congregation.
In the latter case, I'll say either "Hey, men," or "Okay, pals."
"Guy" is so.....

On the flip side of the coin, for some reason indecipherable to me, in real life, going way back to college up to the present, other males call franksolich "dude."
There's lots of different definitions for "dude," but in my case, I guess it means someone who gets overly bothered by something others consider pretty trivial,
Or so I've been told.