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sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« on: September 08, 2012, 05:23:11 PM »
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DonRedwood (815 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:13 PM

I just felt like whacking my very rich Republican neighbor over the head with my shovel.

Pardon me while I have a meltdown... I've been outside digging two feet down into the clay that makes up the small slice of earth that I call home. My very rich neighbor (his mom remarried very well and he is the son-by-marriage of a very rich man. Every other summer his step father buys a new Porsche or Mercedes and gives my neighbor the two-year old one.

Neither my neighbor or his wife work. They live on the handouts from his stepdad and since they don't work, travel all year and both have a new car ever two years I would say they are doing fine.

Yesterday he came over to tell me he bought a brand new high quality pressure washer. Later in the day he invited me over to see the finished product. He loaned the pressure washer to two neighbors who spent the morning cleaning their foundations, sidewalks and driveways with it.

My neighbor just came over to question me about my Obama sign and starts to give me his Republican speech about how Obama hasn't done anything. I cut him off and told him, "Do you really think Mitt Romney is the person I should entrust my country in?" He blushed and looked uncomfortable as he stumbled around trying to find a way to justify supporting Romney and he finally just said, "Romney is no good either, I don't know what to do".

He then said, "I don't have a pressure washer anymore." I asked why not and he tells me, "I took it back and got a full refund. I used it, I let the neighbors use it and there didn't seem to be any reason to keep it so I took it back." I must have looked a little disturbed so he added, "What, that's fair. I didn't want to keep it and they were ok with it. And now I know for next time I can take it back after I use it."

I almost wanted to whack him upside the head with my shovel. He can stand up for Romney because, like all rich people, they feel they are entitled to whatever they want, whenever they want it. They think they are Kings and we are serfs.

How long can we take these people leeching on us and our society?

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cali (74,016 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:17 PM

3. He sounds like an asshole, but I wish we'd stop with "all rich people...."

Is it that hard to say "most rich people"?

There are some wonderful rich people. Do you think John Kerry is a leech? How about Eva Longoria? Or the Kennedy family?

Yeah, franksolich would say that.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2012, 05:26:21 PM »
"My neighbor has more than me so I am going to fling myself off my roof and make a bloody mess on his driveway below"
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2012, 05:52:51 PM »
1.5 bongs for somehow insinuating the rich guy didn't earn his money (unlike Romney) and would have given more if the other neighbors were rich too.  Otherwise it sounds like the guy was helping everyday people out.   

My money says that it was the DUchebag that pulled that shit. People always looking for something from somebody tells me that they would look to do this with merchandise. Besides if the guy is so rich why would the rich lazy bastard take it back?

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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2012, 05:54:08 PM »
::)

Yes, your very rich neighbor who lives in the same hell hole as you.  ::)
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2012, 05:56:18 PM »
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Do you think John Kerry is a leech?

Yes. 

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How about Eva Longoria?

Yes. 

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Or the Kennedy family?

Drunks, and leeches. 
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2012, 06:04:55 PM »
Another one of those dual purpose bouncies.

As a newbie, DUmpmonkey DonRedwood is viewed with great suspicion by his fellow DUmpmonkeys.

Nothing better to build DUmp cred than a violently anti-wealth bouncy tale. DUmmies eat them up.

At the same time, he attempts to make the DUmmies believe that he lives in a neighborhood of very wealthy people, inferring his superiority to the always-destitute DUmpmonkeys.

Of course, it's a lie, and he's as penniless as the rest of the DUmp losers.

So, it's a twofer: a cred builder and a Pammie in a single lame bouncy post.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2012, 06:09:20 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 08, 2012, 06:04:55 PM
Another one of those dual purpose bouncies.

As a newbie, DUmpmonkey DonRedwood is viewed with great suspicion by his fellow DUmpmonkeys.

Nothing better to build DUmp cred than a violently anti-wealth bouncy tale. DUmmies eat them up.

At the same time, he attempts to make the DUmmies believe that he lives in a neighborhood of very wealthy people, inferring his superiority to the always-destitute DUmpmonkeys.


If this is someone's mole, they should tread carefully, since the Grouchy Don primitive had a similar story just a few weeks ago. 
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2012, 06:09:47 PM »
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DonRedwood (815 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:13 PM

Pardon me while I have a meltdown... I've been outside digging two feet down into the clay that makes up the small slice of earth that I call home. My very rich neighbor (his mom remarried very well and he is the son-by-marriage of a very rich man. Every other summer his step father buys a new Porsche or Mercedes and gives my neighbor the two-year old one.
Did you call the city and have them mark your utilities before digging?  It the law now. 

Probably not.  Criminal.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2012, 06:17:43 PM »
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DonRedwood (815 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:13 PM

I just felt like whacking my very rich Republican neighbor over the head with my shovel.

My neighbor just came over to question me about my Obama sign and starts to give me his Republican speech about how Obama hasn't done anything. I cut him off and told him, "Do you really think Mitt Romney is the person I should entrust my country in?"...

The CORRECT answer is:  HELL YES!!!!

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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2012, 06:36:00 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 08, 2012, 06:09:20 PM
If this is someone's mole, they should tread carefully, since the Grouchy Don primitive had a similar story just a few weeks ago. 

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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2012, 07:15:32 PM »
Evidently there's a tenement next to the rich neighbor's house.

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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2012, 07:20:43 PM »
One word...Stupid
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2012, 07:28:08 PM »
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DonRedwood (815 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:13 PM

I just felt like whacking my very rich Republican neighbor over the head with my shovel.

Pardon me while I have a meltdown... I've been outside digging two feet down into the clay that makes up the small slice of earth that I call home. My very rich neighbor (his mom remarried very well and he is the son-by-marriage of a very rich man. Every other summer his step father buys a new Porsche or Mercedes and gives my neighbor the two-year old one.

Neither my neighbor or his wife work. They live on the handouts from his stepdad and since they don't work, travel all year and both have a new car ever two years I would say they are doing fine.

Sounds like most of the dumpmonkies if you substitute "government" or "welfare" instead of stepdad. So this guy and his wife are slaves of her daddy just as much as you welfare dumpmonkies are slaves of the government. I want to know why you are bitching? He just found a better sugar daddy than you. Like John Kerry.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2012, 08:20:30 PM »
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DonRedwood (815 posts)  Sat Sep 8, 2012, 06:13 PM

I just felt like whacking my very rich Republican neighbor over the head with my shovel.

Pardon me while I have a meltdown... I've been outside digging two feet down into the clay that makes up the small slice of earth that I call home. My very rich neighbor (his mom remarried very well and he is the son-by-marriage of a very rich man. Every other summer his step father buys a new Porsche or Mercedes and gives my neighbor the two-year old one.

Neither my neighbor or his wife work. They live on the handouts from his stepdad and since they don't work, travel all year and both have a new car ever two years I would say they are doing fine.

Yesterday he came over to tell me he bought a brand new high quality pressure washer. Later in the day he invited me over to see the finished product. He loaned the pressure washer to two neighbors who spent the morning cleaning their foundations, sidewalks and driveways with it.

My neighbor just came over to question me about my Obama sign and starts to give me his Republican speech about how Obama hasn't done anything. I cut him off and told him, "Do you really think Mitt Romney is the person I should entrust my country in?" He blushed and looked uncomfortable as he stumbled around trying to find a way to justify supporting Romney and he finally just said, "Romney is no good either, I don't know what to do".

He then said, "I don't have a pressure washer anymore." I asked why not and he tells me, "I took it back and got a full refund. I used it, I let the neighbors use it and there didn't seem to be any reason to keep it so I took it back." I must have looked a little disturbed so he added, "What, that's fair. I didn't want to keep it and they were ok with it. And now I know for next time I can take it back after I use it."

I almost wanted to whack him upside the head with my shovel. He can stand up for Romney because, like all rich people, they feel they are entitled to whatever they want, whenever they want it. They think they are Kings and we are serfs.

How long can we take these people leeching on us and our society?

The bolded is what he WISHED he would have said. The real conversation was as follows:

DUmmieDon: I'm better than you!
Rich Neighbor: Why do you think that?
DUmmieDon: Because I live next door to you, and you live next door to a stinking DUmbass.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2012, 08:25:34 PM »
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Do you think John Kerry is a leech?

That's just asking to be called stupid.
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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2012, 08:28:20 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on September 08, 2012, 07:15:32 PM
Evidently there's a tenement next to the rich neighbor's house.

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Re: sequoia primitive gets violent with neighbor
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2012, 04:54:37 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on September 08, 2012, 08:25:34 PM
That's just asking to be called stupid.

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