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Offline JohnnyReb

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Paychecks.
« on: September 07, 2012, 03:15:08 PM »
Paychecks

If you sign the front, you're probably a republican.

If you sign the back, you're probably a democrat.

Heard that on the radio a few minutes ago.
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Re: Paychecks.
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2012, 05:16:36 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2012, 03:15:08 PM
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If you sign the front, you're probably a republican.

If you sign the back, you're probably a democrat.

Heard that on the radio a few minutes ago.

Well, that's stoopid.
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Offline rich_t

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Re: Paychecks.
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2012, 05:18:39 PM »
What's a paycheck?

I thought the whole country was on direct deposit.

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Re: Paychecks.
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2012, 05:24:57 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2012, 03:15:08 PM
Paychecks

If you sign the front, you're probably a republican.

If you sign the back, you're probably a democrat.

Heard that on the radio a few minutes ago.

Nope, if you earn one, there's a good chance you're a republican.  If your "paycheck" comes on the third of the month with "Department of Treasury" on the front, you're probably a Dem.
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