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Offline Gina

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Rabid beaver on the loose
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:58:40 PM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/woman-83-attacked-by-rabid-beaver-at-lake-barcroft-in-fairfax-county/2012/09/05/e778ec02-f794-11e1-8253-3f495ae70650_story.html?hpid=z5

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The creature knocked Lillian Peterson off her feet as she was climbing out of Lake Barcroft after a swim. The 83-year-old woman twisted around to see what attacked her and noticed one thing: large, orange teeth.

A 35-pound, 24-inch rabid beaver had bitten her on the back of the leg and would not let go, sparking an ordeal that lasted more than 20 minutes Tuesday evening. The Falls Church woman and a friend battled the animal with canoe paddles, a stick and bare hands as it came at them again and again. Peterson was seriously injured.


Never anger the beaver!

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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 02:01:04 PM »
From the title of this thread, I thought "this is surely about Sandra Fluke."
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 02:09:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 06, 2012, 02:01:04 PM
From the title of this thread, I thought "this is surely about Sandra Fluke."

that would be Fertile Beaver on the Loose
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 02:12:22 PM »
I've been divorced twice. I KNOW what it's like pissing off the beaver.

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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 04:08:57 PM »
Beat it with a stick.
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 09:22:38 PM »
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2012, 08:58:17 AM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2012, 11:48:49 AM »
Ah beaver, tasty, tasty beaver.  :naughty:



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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
I thought this was gonna be a thread about Gina po'd at somebody....  :confused:




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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2012, 12:30:54 PM »
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2012, 01:02:16 PM »
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2012, 02:03:27 PM »
I've heard they like eating wieners.



























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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 02:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 07, 2012, 11:48:49 AM
Ah beaver, tasty, tasty beaver.  :naughty:





You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one.  I always think you are a lesbian.
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2012, 04:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 07, 2012, 02:11:59 PM
You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one.  I always think you are a lesbian.

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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2012, 05:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 07, 2012, 02:11:59 PM
You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one.  I always think you are a lesbian.


He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2012, 03:25:45 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 07, 2012, 05:15:26 PM

He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Excuse me? :bird: Screw you and the horse you rode in on....asshole. :redbird:
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2012, 04:01:16 AM »
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2012, 05:15:01 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg[/youtube]
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2012, 05:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 08, 2012, 03:25:45 AM
Excuse me? :bird: Screw you and the horse you rode in on....asshole. :redbird:


 :lmao:

Lighten up, that's about a 30 year old joke.

Men used to use it as a pick up line.  :thatsright:
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2012, 05:11:01 PM »
Beaver jokes aside, what that elderly lady went through was horrible.  God bless her and my prayers for her complete recovery.
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2012, 08:25:38 PM »
LOL Gina finds the craziest shit on the interwebs.  :lmao:
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2012, 09:46:44 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 08, 2012, 05:05:05 PM

 :lmao:

Lighten up, that's about a 30 year old joke.

Men used to use it as a pick up line.  :thatsright:


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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2012, 09:54:59 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 07, 2012, 05:15:26 PM

He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
No, I am. Black too.
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2012, 01:35:51 AM »
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Re: Rabid beaver on the loose
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2012, 12:52:51 PM »
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There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.
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