I agree with jukin, except that I'm docking them 1/2 a bong for the opening sentence being utterly incoherent.

Lurking primitives:
I have a friend with whom I revealed the identity of my main mole. After watching my main mole, he has been more and more encouraged at the increasingly utter ridiculousness I can get away with on your site that you fools not only agree with but
recommend. In fact, he's been so encouraged by the amount of pissed pants and teeth gnashing I've caused over on your little island, he's decided to join in the fun, and start moling, too!
P.S. primitives, I love me them DU recs! Keep 'em coming, fools!
