Sorry, DUmmies. The folks you want to convince aren't buying this one-sided crap at all. The Romneys look and act like Mormons, not crooks. There is no "There" under their rugs.
OTOH, the Obama Dogsled Team is ripe with dirty, filthy, immoral trash that looks like dirty, filthy, immoral trash whose rugs are stained with the urine of lies and deceit.
Keep wishin' & Hopin', DUmbasses.