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Offline BEG

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« on: August 31, 2012, 10:16:11 PM »
SO...

My husband and I went and saw The Expendables 2 this evening. We came home and found THIS:








:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2012, 10:20:24 PM »
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Re: OMG
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2012, 10:21:54 PM »
Run away!

« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 07:09:04 AM by Big Dog »
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Re: OMG
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2012, 10:24:35 PM »
ugh..that's a big one...

How loud did you scream?
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Re: OMG
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2012, 10:34:09 PM »
You do know that Clint Eastwood killed one about that size once.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_lA7HNmfxc[/youtube]
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 10:38:40 PM by Airwolf »
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Re: OMG
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2012, 11:16:42 PM »
If you had just seen E2, your husband should have been so full of testosterone that a mere glare would have killed it. :-)

Seriously, that's a big sucker. How'd you get rid of it?
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Re: OMG
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2012, 10:37:07 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on August 31, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
If you had just seen E2, your husband should have been so full of testosterone that a mere glare would have killed it. :-)

Seriously, that's a big sucker. How'd you get rid of it?

It was between 4-5 inches. We left it alone and in the morning it was gone. It's probably hiding in one of my plants and going to jump on me the next time I walk by.   :panic:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2012, 10:49:26 AM »
Quote from: BEG on September 01, 2012, 10:37:07 AM
It was between 4-5 inches. We left it alone and in the morning it was gone. It's probably hiding in one of my plants and going to jump on me the next time I walk by.   :panic:

I wish you'd quit talking about me!  :-)  :p
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Re: OMG
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2012, 11:04:47 AM »
My husband showed me a picture he took last night, he was much braver as he got a lot closer.

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Re: OMG
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2012, 11:09:14 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on August 31, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
If you had just seen E2, your husband should have been so full of testosterone that a mere glare would have killed it. :-)

Seriously, that's a big sucker. How'd you get rid of it?

By the way E2 was campy, violent as hell and funny. I really liked it. I loved how Chuck Norris kept popping up everywhere out of no where.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2012, 11:09:43 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on September 01, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I wish you'd quit talking about me!  :-)  :p

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Re: OMG
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2012, 11:10:41 AM »
I remember, on one of the field exercises I was on when I was with 3d ACR, one of the lower EMs daring me to lay down and have a tarantula on me.  I said, "Why not?"  One of the Spec4s that I trusted put this thing on my chest.  It crawled up towards my face . . . and then I saw the fangs on that thing.  My next words were along the lines of, "Get this ****ing thing off of me NOW!"
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Re: OMG
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2012, 11:38:16 AM »
Can't tell fer positive but I think this is what you are up against.

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/reptiles/spiders/OklahomaBrownTarantula.php


Personally, I think you need to nuke your neighborhood from orbit...

Just kidding...from what I understand they are pretty shy, sorta like a brown recluse. O-)
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Re: OMG
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2012, 01:25:05 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 01, 2012, 11:09:14 AM
By the way E2 was campy, violent as hell and funny. I really liked it. I loved how Chuck Norris kept popping up everywhere out of no where.
I loved it. Better than the first. All the innuendos were great. And I, too, loved Chuck popping up. The scene with him and the team talking in the town was great.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2012, 03:49:26 PM »
Tarantulas are people too.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2012, 04:02:08 PM »
The proper way to handle a tarantula.

1) take off your shoes.
2) stand barefoot in the lawn.
3) throw rocks at it.

Sure it will chase you. But you're faster, right?
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Re: OMG
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2012, 04:16:40 PM »
One of nephews out here in Tucson will pick them up and have them crawl all over him - arms, chest, neck---------[shudder.]
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Re: OMG
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2012, 07:12:38 PM »
The proper way to deal with a live tarantula is to make it a dead tarantula.

Sledge hammers work just fine.

Meanwhile, I will just continue with small screams.
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Re: OMG
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2012, 08:11:08 PM »
Geez.

EVERYTHING's bigger in Texas....

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Re: OMG
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2012, 08:34:09 PM »
Some folks make pets out of those things?  I'd name it "Cruella".
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Re: OMG
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2012, 08:57:07 PM »
HOLY FLAMING SHIT!!!

I would move! :rofl:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2012, 10:36:44 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on September 01, 2012, 08:57:07 PM
HOLY FLAMING SHIT!!!

I would move! :rofl:

LOL...true cause if their is one you know it has to have siblings...... :panic:
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Re: OMG
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2012, 02:36:00 PM »
Quote from: ROCKURWORLD on September 01, 2012, 10:36:44 PM
LOL...true cause if their is one you know it has to have siblings...... :panic:

And Friends and neighbors and.............. yeah Cpl. Hicks said it right. "We should take of now and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Re: OMG
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2012, 12:12:35 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on September 01, 2012, 08:57:07 PM
HOLY FLAMING SHIT!!!

I would move! :rofl:

I agree, it has taken me 9 days to return to this thread and read from the bottom up
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Re: OMG
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2012, 12:35:25 PM »
OMG! I don't think we have those in NJ.
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