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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2012, 10:48:18 PM »
Rumor has it that her hubby is the ghey.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2012, 07:17:59 AM »
Beauty would not beauty be, if it did not fade.

One can dress for the occasion and still be sexy without placing all the goodies on display, a catch me f*ck me outfit.
ZZ  Top song about a well dressed man goes for woman and girls also.

I had a female family member move in for a few months and this young woman was a good 100 lbs over weight.  A beautiful face
but she drove me nuts trying to dress like a 110 Lb. skinny Minnie.   :argh:

As a drunken sailor once told me, sexy woman are for fun,  pretty woman are to take home to meet Mom.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2012, 07:42:29 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 01, 2012, 07:17:59 AM
Beauty would not beauty be, if it did not fade.

One can dress for the occasion and still be sexy without placing all the goodies on display, a catch me f*ck me outfit.
ZZ  Top song about a well dressed man goes for woman and girls also.

I had a female family member move in for a few months and this young woman was a good 100 lbs over weight.  A beautiful face
but she drove me nuts trying to dress like a 110 Lb. skinny Minnie.   :argh:

As a drunken sailor once told me, sexy woman are for fun,  pretty woman are to take home to meet Mom.

Much to the dismay of men I think, women don't think they can be both. I reject that. And sexy doesn't mean dressing like a skank; at least not in public.  :naughty:
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2012, 07:41:39 AM »
I agree, a woman who looks like an Auschwitz survivor is unattractive. And there is some merit to the fact that Gay men in the fashion industry may be trying to force their views of what it means to be attractive for a woman onto the rest of us. I will never buy into it if that is the case.    The young lady in the original picture looks to me like a meth-head being escorted to the betty ford clinic. And those ridiculous shoes do not help.  These ladies on the other hand, are more my style.... :naughty:  :-)

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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2012, 08:18:20 AM »
Bimbos, broads and babes all have their uses in life, I suppose.

I just don't plan on using any of 'em.

The faux-blonde (whoever she is, and I don't particularly care what her name is or what kind of celebrity 'tard-of-the-month award she won) appears to be completely high-maintenance, not particularly smart, and it's all about her.

I'd say, "Screw that," but I wouldn't.

I agree with DAT. Life's too short to fool around with that bullshit.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2012, 08:38:32 AM »
This is a real woman...


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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2012, 08:47:32 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 18, 2012, 08:38:32 AM
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OK honey....you can keep the socks on.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2012, 09:29:51 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 18, 2012, 08:38:32 AM
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She's gorgeous, but what's sad is that she's labeled a "plus size", when, in fact, she's quite, deliciously, normal.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2012, 09:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 18, 2012, 09:29:51 AM

She's gorgeous, but what's sad is that she's labeled a "plus size", when, in fact, she's quite, deliciously, normal.

I'd definately give her A+ ...... and 5 stars.

I have never been very critical of a womans weight. There's skin and bones to ...well fat....anything in between is OK by me.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2012, 10:18:26 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 18, 2012, 08:38:32 AM
This is a real woman...




Who is this?  So pretty and so wonderfully built!
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2012, 10:24:04 AM »
That's not plus size....that's petfect size.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2012, 10:50:44 AM »
I know, that doesn't look plus size to me.  She has a nice waistline, and her muscle tone looks great.  She's gorgeous! 

As for the chicky on page 1, I couldn't get past the shoes.  And the black roots.   :p
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2012, 10:50:46 AM »
She's considered "plus-sized" only because she ISN'T skin and bones.

Whoever determined that those skinny-assed skanks trolling down those fashion show runways are actually beautiful have been into the woof cookies again.  :whatever:
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2012, 11:03:16 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on September 18, 2012, 08:38:32 AM
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The monkey, he's a-sore.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2012, 11:14:30 AM »
Quote from: Undies on September 18, 2012, 11:03:16 AM
The monkey, he's a-sore.

Then stop spanking him.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2012, 11:57:19 AM »
She's adorable! Looks healthy, incredible skin, and a great body.

She's normal.

Which is the problem. High fashion clothes designers don't design clothes for normal women.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2012, 12:55:52 PM »
Quote from: debk on September 18, 2012, 11:57:19 AM
She's adorable! Looks healthy, incredible skin, and a great body.

She's normal.

Which is the problem. High fashion clothes designers don't design clothes for normal women.

Because they ain't normal....they sing "Love is a long and slender thing...."

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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2012, 04:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 18, 2012, 11:14:30 AM
Then stop spanking him.


He's been bad, Undies can't help it.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2012, 10:49:13 PM »
I don't like much of anything any more........ :bird:
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2012, 11:26:12 PM »
Once i get my haircut and lose twenty more lbsm i will awesome!
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2012, 07:51:20 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on September 18, 2012, 11:26:12 PM
Once i get my haircut and lose twenty more lbsm i will awesome!

I wouldn't change a thing about you.  Your heart makes you the most beautiful woman in the world.  I might just change over for ya  :naughty:
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2012, 09:28:08 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 19, 2012, 07:51:20 AM
I wouldn't change a thing about you.  Your heart makes you the most beautiful woman in the world.  I might just change over for ya  :naughty:

Yeah what Gina said Seahorse!!!!!

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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2012, 03:40:12 PM »
Thankyou ladies!
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2012, 03:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 18, 2012, 10:50:44 AM
I know, that doesn't look plus size to me.  She has a nice waistline, and her muscle tone looks great.  She's gorgeous! 

As for the chicky on page 1, I couldn't get past the shoes.  And the black roots.   :p
I have black roots, going farther back than Kunta Kinte, in protest of the current administration. But back to topic, a man really likes Old Spice, but not necessarily on his woman.
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Re: What really does a man like?
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2012, 08:05:05 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 19, 2012, 03:48:40 PM
I have black roots, going farther back than Kunta Kinte, in protest of the current administration. But back to topic, a man really likes Old Spice, but not necessarily on his woman.

What if it sort of rubs off on her?   :naughty:  :-)
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